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Paid to sit home and jerk it
6 46%
Workin it, double salary
0 0%
Working for regular pay/fml
7 54%
Voters: 13.
#2
Quote by USCENDONE BENE
More like wank-holiday AMIRITE?


Discuss

Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#4
lol as if i worked hah
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#5
Quote by USCENDONE BENE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kobdb37Cwc

Bob Geldoff didn't get paid to sit home watching youtubes and pornogs


do u know why he doesnt like mondays

On 7 April 2014, Peaches Geldof was found dead at the age of 25, at her home in Wrotham, Kent.


dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
I needed bread and milk this morning, realised it was a bank holiday, thought I'd take a trip to the coop just to test my luck, it was open so I've had a good day so far
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#7
Quote by Bladez22
I'd take a trip to the coop

what, like with chickens?
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#8
Quote by Baby Joel
what, like with chickens?


Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#9
bank holiday... this is a joke right?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#11
okay i get it now. i was kinda scared there was a poopoo thing like 'bank day'


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#12
Quote by Trowzaa
do u know why he doesnt like mondays



m8...

^ lol nah, although that's probably the origin of it
#13
Not being paid to sit at home and produce lesson plans and resources for my upcoming classes this week.
And mark a shit ton of work...
#14
I'm awaiting for my most recent UGTeam review to be posted to the site but all the important people are out of the office or something.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american