Poll: Do they?
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View poll results: Do they?
Yes
19 26%
No
14 19%
OP is a virgin
26 36%
I'm a virgin
14 19%
Voters: 73.
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#2
shits hot but im a sucker for the spectacles




#3
those poll options aren't mutually exclusive.


and yeah.


here's my question: why bother having sex in the complete dark if you can both see? (and not outside at night)


edit: know the answer to my own question: ugly people can't cope otherwise.
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#5
i don't but some girls look really cute with glasses so if I ever find a QT like that I might ask her to leave them on
#6
Quote by MinterMan22
shits hot but im a sucker for the spectacles


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i don't but some girls look really cute with glasses so if I ever find a QT like that I might ask her to leave them on


#7
they fall off unless you get some kind of sport ones and look like a weirdo.
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#8
Quote by Eastwinn
not personally

well yeah ofc but you're telling me you wouldn't if everything down there actually worked like it's supposed to cuz i know i would




#9
Quote by MinterMan22
well yeah ofc but you're telling me you wouldn't if everything down there actually worked like it's supposed to cuz i know i would


don't want her to accidentally snap my glasses w/ her thighs ya know what i mean
i don't know why i feel so dry
#10
Quote by Eastwinn
don't want her to accidentally snap my glasses w/ her thighs ya know what i mean

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#12
Screw, unscrew, drill, hammer, saw etc. etc.

You should always wear glasses, preferably safety glasses.
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#14
Wouldn't be surprised if people wore sunglasses during sex
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#15
It would be cool to have your partner do both, 'cause then it's like you have two different partners when banging the same person.
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#16
Quote by Cardbored
Wouldn't be surprised if people wore sunglasses during sex



sunglasses with the lights off.
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#17
Quote by theguitarist
sunglasses with the lights off.

Sometimes you just really don't wanna see your partner
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#18
depends on how small the screw is
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#19
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Wouldn't be surprised if people wore sunglasses during sex


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#20
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Wouldn't be surprised if people wore sunglasses during sex

That would be a whole new level of douchebaggery.

There must be a porn with that. If not someone should film it themselves, there's a whole new niche ready to be tapped into.
#21
Sometimes she does and sometimes she doesn't. Depends on the position and such.

The real question is do you screw with socks on?
#22
I'd rather not have to squint at the girl i'm porking, so yes.
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#23
Sometimes.


I tend to take mine off most times. They start to slip anyway if I end up getting a bit sweaty.
#25
i'd like a pair of prescription sports goggles for the next time i get laid.

need some protection for spelunking her cavern.
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#26
Quote by theguitarist
they fall off unless you get some kind of sport ones and look like a weirdo.

I love a girl in goggles

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#28
Quote by captaincrunk
gives confidence, everyone looks cool in sunglasses

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#29
Quote by chev311e
The real question is do you screw with socks on?


me nah

but i had this one girlfriend who i saw without socks on like maybe 4 times. she was pr good at choosing nice sock combos but tbh it got out of hand
i don't know why i feel so dry
#30
Quote by theguitarist
those poll options aren't mutually exclusive.


and yeah.


here's my question: why bother having sex in the complete dark if you can both see? (and not outside at night).

well ya but gotta have a bit of atmosphere yknow
#31
Nearsighted, so why? I can see everything in like a 36" radius, so other than the tip of my epically large package it's good!

Who wants to see the tip of my enormous schlong anyway?
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#39
Quote by UltimateGuizar
I never made a sex, but once I heard the neighbor scream "no way, not in my glass" or something like that, so I guess she doesn't.

Liar.
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#40
yeah

it works for a few minutes but then it has to come off

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