I didn't create this account - some ****wit who can't spell their own email address did. I got sick of seeing repeated activation emails arrive (because the ******ed twat obviously hasn't cottoned on to his/her stupidity yet). As it's one of a thousand such emails I receive weekly thanks to brainless Irish cunts who can't get a grip on their own email addresses, I undertook to activate the account and retrieve its password in the hope of deleting the account (with the vain hope that the person attempting to register the account with my email address might get it right next time).

Alas, all information points to the impossibility of having an account deleted. Indeed, it is strongly suggested that perma-banning is the closest alternative. Means by which to achieve this include offensive posts (**** you, arseholes - I hope all your children are born queer), and porn.

If it helps, I'm sure I can try my hand at racism and actual porn? I'd rather just have this account banned now so that the knob who used my address in the first place is forced to check their address when they invariably try to initiate a new account with mine again.

Thank you for your time and understanding. Truly, I mean no offence to anybody. I just have a ****ed up sense of humour, and I tend to take things quite literally (not usually by choice unless it amuses me).
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
i mean really ou could've just pm'd a mod or something. idk what half that even means.

also the :upto: as the thread emoticon is weird :o
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
it was probably an adbot who made the email.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson