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#4641
I just renewed my passport last month so I'll be red for a while.
O.K.

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~ Bill Watterson


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#4642
Quote by sam b
£500m for a blue passport aw yeh
petty crap like this is so annoying. There's so many things when it comes to Brexit that are more important than the colour of passports but noooooooo let's appease the fecking mail readers. I can't believe the waste of time and resources that this would've have taken up just to get this decision.
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#4643
Quote by sam b
£500m for a blue passport aw yeh
jfc

renewing my red one a little shy of 10 years ago cost a really tiny fraction of that
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#4644
Just remembered my USA passport is blue and tbh it looks classier than my red UK one would be if it was blue (pictures on the pages are 1000% more patriotic too, sick eagles and script and shit) and I would hate them matching. Red fits that whole regal monarchy Britain theme too imo.
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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#4645
Red probably looks better. But the new ones should be red white and blue so that they reflect the true colour of Brexit.
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#4646
Quote by JackSaints
Red probably looks better. But the new ones should be red white and blue so that they reflect the true colour of Brexit.


Sounds super gaudy, love it.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#4647
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Just remembered my USA passport is blue and tbh it looks classier than my red UK one would be if it was blue (pictures on the pages are 1000% more patriotic too, sick eagles and script and shit) and I would hate them matching. Red fits that whole regal monarchy Britain theme too imo.

Nothing beats the Finnish passport


edit: ffs just realised I'm gonna have to go through non-EU line in airports now and it'll take forever I guess I took the notsofastevernthoughthey'remeanttobe EU lines for granted now
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#4648
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#4649
Just checking in on you guys. Are you still doing ok over there? We haven't heard much. =(
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#4650
Quote by Neo Evil11
Just checking in on you guys. Are you still doing ok over there? We haven't heard much. =(
We kind of closed in on ourselves a bit when it turned out Macron wasn't scared by our threat to rebrand Greggs as a patisserie.

It was our best card, and nothing.
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#4651
Quote by slapsymcdougal
We kind of closed in on ourselves a bit when it turned out Macron wasn't scared by our threat to rebrand Greggs as a patisserie.

It was our best card, and nothing.

=(

It is so depressing. 
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#4652
My passport expires in 2018. Might rush through getting it renewed so I don’t end up with a shitey useless one.
#4653
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
My passport expires in 2018. Might rush through getting it renewed so I don’t end up with a shitey useless one.
Good idea.
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#4654
Shite I better check mine.

I adore that Rees-Mogg and co applaud symbolic gains in the wake of such substantial material losses. Is this not like disability cuts, where the loss of a number of lives was paltry to pretentious ideological bolstering?
#4659
jfc, they gave Jeremy Hunt social care as well?

I think we can expect about 50% of the over 60's to die before Brexit happens now.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/hunt-stays-as-health-secretary-after-may-decides-she-hates-everyone-in-britain-20160714110830
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Last edited by slapsymcdougal at Jan 8, 2018,
#4660
Quote by slapsymcdougal
jfc, they gave Jeremy Hunt social care as well?

I think we can expect about 50% of the over 60's to die before Brexit happens now.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/hunt-stays-as-health-secretary-after-may-decides-she-hates-everyone-in-britain-20160714110830
It's not like he didn't have it before. Same with Sajid Javid and housing.
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#4661
Quote by OddOneOut
It's not like he didn't have it before. Same with Sajid Javid and housing.
Apparently the social care thing used to be in the cabinet office, but it's been fluffed enough there and is now ready for the actual fucking.
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#4662
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Apparently the social care thing used to be in the cabinet office, but it's been fluffed enough there and is now ready for the actual fucking.
Nah, DCLG gave the funding to councils, DH oversaw the policy.

I needed BBC to do a nice list so I can actually see who's where. I can't be dealing with this going tweet by tweet.
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#4663
Quote by OddOneOut
Nah, DCLG gave the funding to councils, DH oversaw the policy.

I needed BBC to do a nice list so I can actually see who's where. I can't be dealing with this going tweet by tweet.
Are we sure it's even finished?
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#4664
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Are we sure it's even finished?
nah it's not, I think she intends to do just junior ministers tomorrow. Would be good to see whos been appointed so far
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#4665
Quote by OddOneOut
nah it's not, I think she intends to do just junior ministers tomorrow. Would be good to see whos been appointed so far
Is it me, or do reshuffles not usually take so long?
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#4666
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Is it me, or do reshuffles not usually take so long?
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Is it me, or do reshuffles not usually take so long?
it took ages for may to appoint her cabinet and all the ministers after the election last year.
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#4668
Quote by Bladez22
Does reshuffling count as being stable?
If she can keep shuffling for this long, does that count as strong?
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#4669
I thought that was a real red, white and blue shuffle. It's easy to see why we should feel proud of our strong and stable government.
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#4670
Leader of UKIP is dating a racist

Who would’ve guessed 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
#4671
Quote by Bladez22
Leader of UKIP is dating a racist

Who would’ve guessed 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


they've split up now

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#4674
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When will London ever welcome/look forward to a visit from the US president?
When Obama starts his 3rd term?
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