Poll: Will you give chrismendiola's mum a chance?
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View poll results: Will you give chrismendiola's mum a chance?
Yes
14 29%
No
35 71%
Voters: 49.
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#1
Kicking the question up a notch, I'll be honest I would not.

And by date I mean actually date not just pay for regular visits.
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#3
Quote by ErikLensherr
And by date I mean actually date not just pay for regular visits.

I see you've learnt to define what a date is. Maybe next time, you won't be treated as a shopping trolley.

It's sweet though that you'd assist { a friend in need }.

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#4
Depends...how much does she make? :jew:

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#5
Quote by chrismendiola
I see you've learnt to define what a date is. Maybe next time, you won't be treated as a shopping trolley.

It's sweet though that you'd assist { a friend in need }.

x 2 for double banter

Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#8
Quote by chrismendiola
I see you've learnt to define what a date is. Maybe next time, you won't be treated as a shopping trolley.

It's sweet though that you'd assist { a friend in need }.

x 2 for double banter


My God, it's full of stars!
#9
you should do a poll


and no way

probably wouldn't even date a former prostitute
#11
Quote by whywefight
you should do a poll

Done
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#13
No, I've been friends with one and that's a story in itself.

That you are not going to hear.
A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
#14
probably not, although if i was really into them i'd think about it.

i'd be worried and sad for them all the time and i think me being jealous and upset about it would be inevitable, leading to tension probably too.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#15
Quote by ErikLensherr
Done

oh well of course chris's mom is an exception

really inaccurate poll, who wouldn't give his mom a chance
#16
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i'd be worried and sad for them all the time and i think me being jealous and upset about it would be inevitable, leading to tension probably too.

When aren't you sad?



Oh God, I'm killing it.

chrismendiola: 3
The rest of The Pit: 1
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#17
Quote by whywefight
oh well of course chris's mom is an exception

really inaccurate poll, who wouldn't give his mom a chance


if she's anything like OP's then hell yea i would LOL
#18
Quote by chrismendiola
When aren't you sad?



Oh God, I'm killing it.

chrismendiola: 3
The rest of The Pit: 1

kinda true


but really though who isn't tremendously sad

besides guitarxo of course
#19
Quote by chrismendiola
When aren't you sad?



Oh God, I'm killing it.

chrismendiola: 3
The rest of The Pit: 1

when i'm dead
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#20
I am simultaneously hopelessly optimistic and depressed.

I am simultaneously the king of self-loathing and a self-loving douchebag.

so deep.

edit: OT, I would not give chris's mom a chance but I bet he'd give my mom a chance.
Last edited by slipknot5678 at May 9, 2015,
#21
Quote by slipknot5678
I am simultaneously hopelessly optimistic and depressed.

I am simultaneously the king of self-loathing and a self-loving douchebag.

so deep.

and I am the queen.

you heard right.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#22
Quote by slipknot5678
I am simultaneously hopelessly optimistic and depressed.

I am simultaneously the king of self-loathing and a self-loving douchebag.

so deep.

edit: OT, I would not give chris's mom a chance but I bet he'd give my mom a chance.

you can't be the king if i'm better @ it

you can be the duke
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#23
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
you can't be the king if i'm better @ it

you can be the duke


you really think you're better at it?

we have documented proof that I'm better at it.

ur the king of sobbing lol.

pastafarian is the queen though that I can believe.
#24
Quote by slipknot5678
edit: OT, I would not give chris's mom a chance but I bet he'd give my mom a chance.

Lol wat

You heard it here first- slipknot5678 fancies his mother. Right now, oedipus5678 is all I've got, but it'll do.
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#25
Quote by slipknot5678
you really think you're better at it?

we have documented proof that I'm better at it.

ur the king of sobbing lol.

pastafarian is the queen though that I can believe.

sobbing about how great and terrible i am and how great and horrible everything is
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#26
thanks guys now im all depressed and lonely and crying and stuff. i think the only way i'll be able to recover from this is if chris drops some pics of his mum
#28
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
you can't be the king if i'm better @ it

you can be the duke

I don't care either way, I'm here because my father decided he wanted a marriage between the royal families of optimism and depression mood swings and crazy bullshit conspiracy theories.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#29
Quote by chrismendiola
Lol wat

You heard it here first- slipknot5678 fancies his mother. Right now, oedipus5678 is all I've got, but it'll do.


This was about your posts about my mom I have made no such comments I am not oedilus pepper.
#31
Quote by slipknot5678
I am simultaneously hopelessly optimistic and depressed.

I am simultaneously the king of self-loathing and a self-loving douchebag.

i can give you a run for yr money in all 4 categories there without the need for my own backyard airport lets do this




#33
Quote by MinterMan22
i can give you a run for yr money in all 4 categories there without the need for my own backyard airport lets do this


https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22362634&postcount=99
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21905699&postcount=93

and this is before I even knew backyard airports existed.

I found some physical self-abuse posts but my self-loving part is preventing me from sharing everything but even with what I've got let's go.
#34
i'm holding the official election for president of self-love self-hate election that i am bound to win
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#35
Quote by genghisgandhi
There was a period when everyone on this site thought you would kill yourself.


yeah.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23219584&postcount=8

lol at that point I probably thought I'd get at least a taste of "love" within a few years but now it's 2015 and lol let's go I can throw a better pity party than either of you.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22580555&postcount=82

lol I'm still 13 you guys.

now I just need to find some self-love stuff.
Last edited by slipknot5678 at May 9, 2015,
#36
i havent even seen a butt before come at me pal i got this




#40
i held hands today

self love side wins the week but ill be back make my word




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