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#3
My high school econ teacher made us play this for a semester. Pretty interesting. If only I had $100,000,000 though. He should have done a more reasonable number.
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#4
I'll play but I'm pretty much only gonna buy stock in stuff that I think is cool.
#5
I don't think I'll ever understand the stock market
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#6
last time we played this i failed spectacularly
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Quote by Skullivan
I'll play but I'm pretty much only gonna buy stock in stuff that I think is cool.


gotta go bankrupt doing what you love
i don't know why i feel so dry
#8
Good thing the money is fake?

And we all get 1,000,000 bucks?
...it was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat
#9
lets say we all start off with 100 bucks and the first to make it to a million wins?
#12
Quote by So-Cal
lets say we all start off with 100 bucks and the first to make it to a million wins?

lol i can tell you know nothing about stocks

also i play the real stock market so im too busy shitting my pants in real life to play a game version of it. but id be interested if only to simulate what it would be like if i had 100k to **** around with
pinga
#13
I tried this last time and ****ed up so badly.

I am not good at babylon.

will give it another go anyway.
#14
Quote by Cb4rabid
lol i can tell you know nothing about stocks

also i play the real stock market so im too busy shitting my pants in real life to play a game version of it. but id be interested if only to simulate what it would be like if i had 100k to **** around with

i was joking
#15
Is the number of participants limited? I'm interested in joining, but I'd be a lousy opponent, and if that is the case, I'd rather give my spot to someone who will be serious about it.
#16
Nope, anyone can join.
...it was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat
#17
Quote by Eastwinn
gotta go bankrupt doing what you love

That's why I do crack.
#19
Not going to stay up till 3am just to abuse the lack of transaction fees.
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#20
Quote by Fat Lard
oh boy!!!!! A finance game against a bunch of libtards?


*signs up*

Hahahahahahaha, nice pseudonym.
#22
I would but I've got enough shit in my life without having to worry about money that doesn't exist.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#23
I'm predicting that I'll be last place in this game, but hopefully I'll learn something because I hate finance/business/similar things.
#25
I'm Brian Phallus aight
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#26
What does "add label" mean? I added the label "Dorkazoid" to Will the ****, but I don't know what it does.
#27
lol you're just salty because you already know I'm going to lose less hard than you will.
#29
"Will the Cock"
"Brian Phallus"
"Dick Cheney"
"Big Black Dick Moby"

You're a bunch of twelve year olds, I swear.
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#30
Phallus is a homophone of my actual last name tho.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#31
Quote by ErikLensherr
Phallus is a homophone of my actual last name tho.

Yeah, I've acknowledged this before.
#33
Big Black Dick Moby was my nickname in high school tho.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#34
hey I might join later

I'll come up with a dick related joke later

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#36
surprised xixi hasnt jumped on this


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#37
Quote by JamSessionFreak
surprised xixi hasnt jumped on this


got too many real $$$ stocks to trade
i don't know why i feel so dry
#38
crap i can't change my name. oh well.

quick somebody use the name i would've used:

Tricky Dicky

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I an evety characyer in this story
#40
oh wow, 13k gain overnight.

gotta have money to make money I guess


I'm just going to pull a Warren Buffet and not make any trades/keep my stocks as is. Figured you dumb liberals would forget
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