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#2


this looks like a good guitar rest
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#4
id rather date a dancer




#8
Quote by Not a Les Paul
No, you don't want that. She'll just make you feel inadequate.

Dude this. I want a chick that things guitarists are cool but actually sucks at playing guitar. That way I can impress her easily.
Quote by Hal-Sephira

We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
#12
Quote by Victory2134
Dude this. I want a chick that things guitarists are cool but actually sucks at playing guitar. That way I can impress her easily.


Yes. I want to be appreciated, not upstaged.

I'd settle for a bass player.
#13
one word: brothel

ask for sand paper sally
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#16
At least Axel was funny.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#17
hey bb im a hot blonde female guitarist who is really into KISS. IRON MAIDEN. JUDAS PRIEST. ALICE COOPER. WARLOCK. D ORO PESCH. QUEEN. MOTO RHEAD. GAMMA RAY. NIGHTWISH. EP ICA. INDICA. VIXEN . CRUCIFIDE BARBARA. BLACK SABBATH. BOSTON. P INK FLOYD. DEEP PURPLE. VAN HALEN. RUSH. TWIST ED SISTER. MOTLEY CRUE. POISON. GIRL SCHOOL. PAT BENATAR. JOAN JETT. RAINBOW. DIO . ACCEPT. MC5. AC /DC. THIN LIZZY. T REX. THE SEX PISTOLS. THE RAMONES. THE WHO. THE BEATLELS. THE ROLLING STONES. BTO. THE GUESS WHO. FORIEGNER. DE F LEOPARD. METALLICA. SURVIVOR. DARENGE R. BLUE CHEER. B.O.C W.A.S .P RATT. THE RUNNAWAYS. LITA FORD. THE SCORPIONS. QUIET RIOT. LEATHER ANGEL. U2. IRON BUTTERFLY. GRAND FUNK RAILROAD. FREE. TH E SWEET. HONEYMOON SUITE. TROOPER. GO LDEN EARINGS. TRIUMPH. GLASS TIGER. HAYWIRE. HE LIX. DOKKEN. ANVIL . and some of my favorite guitarists are PAUL STANLEY JIMMY HENDRIX. ACE FREHLEY. ELVIS. DA VID GILMOUR. BRIAN MAY.

send me a message bb and ill let you touch my pp area <3
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#18
Quote by The_Blode
A certain Trivium song comes to mind when reading this post...can anybody guess which one?

The Rising.. if you know what I mean
#20
I want to find someone who needs a place to stay and would sleep with me and **** me every night, schedules permitting. A friend to go out with occasionally. I am not looking for a relationship. I am handsome, smart and fun. You be aged 26-50, attractive, HWP and like sex a lot. Younger and older considered. You must have identification and be able to pass a background check. Please have your own car. I'm not looking for a Barbie doll type. Someone who is not too serious and just wants to have a good time.

It's kind of like being my wife or girlfriend except I don't want a committed relationship. I just want a FWB. I will provide food, shelter and other needful things. You can pursue your own interests and/or work outside the home.

If you are a mother, I can accommodate 1 child for the right candidate in the spare bedroom. I even have 2 babysitters at home every other week.

I am handsome, smart and fun. I am fit and DDF. I'm sane and I have all my teeth. There is nothing wrong with me. I am a very good lover and well endowed. I will take very good care of you.

I am a part-time dad of teenagers. I am divorced from their mom. 2 of them live with me on every other week.
#21
Are there even any hot female guitarists out there?

And I don't mean some pleb who can play 4 chords. I'm talking virtuoso shredders.

I don't want my pal Gordon dating some wannabe.
I have nothing important to say
#24
Quote by JackSaints
Are there even any hot female guitarists out there?

And I don't mean some pleb who can play 4 chords. I'm talking virtuoso shredders.

I don't want my pal Gordon dating some wannabe.


kaki king

micheal jackson's guitarist

the bird from saint vincent

anna calvia (however she spells it).

are the girls in HAIM any good, i mean i like em but then i have odd tastes in both music and women.
#25
Quote by vocoderboy

micheal jackson's guitarist

back then, yeah. Also has the blinding blonde hair. And she's a very good guitarist.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#27
Quote by vocoderboy
kaki king

micheal jackson's guitarist

the bird from saint vincent

anna calvia (however she spells it).

are the girls in HAIM any good, i mean i like em but then i have odd tastes in both music and women.


Some of those are pretty decent.

Too bad they're all out of Gordon's league
Sorry Gordon
I have nothing important to say
#28
Quote by vocoderboy
micheal jackson's guitarist

Orianthi's married (I think) to Richie Sambora tho.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#29
i'd also suggest liz buckingham. who is also out of gordon's league. sorry m8
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#31
Quote by Pastafarian96
Orianthi's married (I think) to Richie Sambora tho.

naaaah mate we're talking like 3 decades ago with Jennifer Batten
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#32
Quote by JackSaints
Are there even any hot female guitarists out there?

And I don't mean some pleb who can play 4 chords. I'm talking virtuoso shredders.

I don't want my pal Gordon dating some wannabe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBm1dzgxkLw
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#33
Lol at this thread
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#34
Quote by Gordon Powers
all I want is to be married to a hot blonde female guitarist


They don't exist, sorry
#39
I'm dating a hot woman guitarist. It's definitely a plus, but I find it way more fun to have one another try things that one of us likes and hasn't really tried.
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