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You're at the mall and you've had a groovy day of buying your skateboard, hair gel, and trousers in unconventional colours. Alternatively, you may be that UG user who was expecting to go on a date at the mall and instead ended up carrying some girl's shopping items. What do you eat at the mall?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY_bhVSGKEg

Do you prefer cafeteria style places, the pizzerias, or the consolidated fast food places? I like going to Sarku and getting chicken teriyaki with noodles.
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Murican
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#4
jimmy the greek




#5
with a large black from tim's ofc




#6
and some candy from rexall yknow how it is




#7
Sarku is heavenly
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#8
I usually get Chinese food. Every mall food court has at least one shady looking Chinese place.
#9
like a kebab or gyro or etc
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it's all coming back

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#10
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like a kebab or gyro or etc

this is always the correct answer


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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Panda Express. Mall Chinese is magnificent.

I miss Panda Express. There used to be loads of them here, and then suddenly, they all closed and their replacements' orange chicken just can't hack it.
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#16
Not the pizza place. It always looks so good and then tastes like total crap.
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#19
The date was the concert on the Mall, Nordstrom was just a side trip and I didn't carry anything.

I'm all about that Panda Express life.
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#20
Why are malls such a big thing for Americans? like in TV shows when teenagers have days out to the mall? What is that shit?
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Why are malls such a big thing for Americans? like in TV shows when teenagers have days out to the mall? What is that shit?

Nah, malls are dying because they are intrinsically lame.

What is this show you speak of which has teens in malls?

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Nah, malls are dying because they are intrinsically lame.

What is this show you speak of which has teens in malls?

6teen (only '90s kids will understand!!!!)
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Nah, malls are dying because they are intrinsically lame.

What is this show you speak of which has teens in malls?


Like every American TV show or film where teenagers go to a mall

Usually something like they get there first car and are all 'yay let's go to the mall'
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#24
panda
chipotle

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Why are malls such a big thing for Americans? like in TV shows when teenagers have days out to the mall? What is that shit?


consumerism bro
i don't know why i feel so dry
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Like every American TV show or film where teenagers go to a mall

ummmmmmmmmm so none?

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#26
I usually try to avoid malls because they are emotionally draining

However, when I do go, I seek Auntie Anne's because they have bomb-ass cinnamon pretzels and fresh lemonade.
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I usually try to avoid malls because they are emotionally draining

However, when I do go, I seek Auntie Anne's because they have bomb-ass cinnamon pretzels and fresh lemonade.

....

Auntie Ann SUCKS.

I got emotionally drained just from knowing you go there.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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You are officially alienated
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Off the top of my head,

I see

Man, that really doesn't happen anymore.

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my image of Murica is a lie
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#32
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Like every American TV show or film where teenagers go to a mall

Usually something like they get there first car and are all 'yay let's go to the mall'

That's how life is here. Going to the mall, skipping class to hang out at the Max, getting your first car and cruising for chicks, trying to avoid Principal Belding, fingerbanging Kelly Kapowski while Screech does your math homework etc.
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That's how life is here. Going to the mall, skipping class to hang out at the Max, getting your first car and cruising for chicks, trying to avoid Principal Belding, fingerbanging Kelly Kapowski while Screech does your math homework etc.

LOL


...modes and scales are still useless.


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#35
When I wake up in the morning
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I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by
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^also yes, why is kids missing their yellow school bus such a massive trope in American TV? let's solve this

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That's how life is here. Going to the mall, skipping class to hang out at the Max, getting your first car and cruising for chicks, trying to avoid Principal Belding, fingerbanging Kelly Kapowski while Screech does your math homework etc.



This is what everyone else thinks
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#37
Seriously though, I'm lucky if I make it to a mall 3 times a year.
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#38
i hate going to the shopping centre because i want to buy everything
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#39
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^also yes, why is kids missing their yellow school bus such a massive trope in American TV? let's solve this

I don't know how that started to be honest.

It's been a "thing" for a very long time though
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#40
I despise the mall but if I am forced to go I will eat at Panda because they sprinkle everything with crack. When I lived in southern CA malls and teens seemed like a big thing. Around here I see them more around their local downtown.
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