#1
Has to be an actual superhero, not one of your own creation. Also batman isn't allowed because that would probably be 50% of the answers.

kinda torn between green arrow and aquaman
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#2
Baby Joel
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Violets are blue
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#3
Superman, easy. But considering he's such a shitty hero it's gotta be Green Arrow. Or Aquaman, so underrated. Basically what you said
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#7
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Iron Man because Billions of dollars.


I'd like to change my answer
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
Dr. Manhattan, because he can pretty much do anything, plus in the movie he got to do the nasty with Malin Akerman, which is pretty damn sweet.
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#10
As a superhero I'd be spiderman but I'd still be me instead of Peter Parker
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#11
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Baby Joel

shhhhhh you're gonna blow my cover
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#12
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ass man

actually its minter man




#16
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Burnt Face Man!

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#18
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Deadpool, no question.

Lots of mental baggage but the regeneration ability would be nice
#19
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Lots of mental baggage but the regeneration ability would be nice

Agreed there, but mental baggage (unfortunately) isn't that uncommon for superheroes. I just like how Deadpool deals with it.
#21
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This guy.


The nostalgia feels... hurt... so... bad...

You'll pay for this!




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#23
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repair man

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#24
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Agreed there, but mental baggage (unfortunately) isn't that uncommon for superheroes. I just like how Deadpool deals with it.

You know what, that makes sense.

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Isn't something like Wolverine similar to deadpool but kinda better since you're not crazy?

True. Technically if you were Wolverine you'd be dead too though
#26
Spider-Man, man.

maybe Wolverine.

or Gambit if i the smooth-talking cajun accent is included.

Daredevil maybe.
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#27
Phyla-Vell ofc

the one downside would be that I'm not a fan of bald women so I'd rather be lesbians with someone like Gamora instead of Moondragon
#28
mickey mouse on meth.
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#29
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mickey mouse on meth.


So Mighty Mouse?

“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#30
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Wesley Crusher.

shut up wesley
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#31
Spiderman, because of anonymity, and not just a rich guy who buys a bunch of hi-tech tools.
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#33
I guess the flash or quick silver. As long as I go fast and am not Sonic.
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#34
Dr. Doom duh
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#35
Why not Black Widow? Imagine being Scarlett Johansson all day, every day. I wouldn't stop touching myself
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#36
^Very true.

If I could make up a new superhero, I would probably be Touch Myself Girl.
My superpower would be that I could be touching myself all day long, and my only weakness would be not being able to stop touching myself.
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#37
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I guess the flash or quick silver. As long as I go fast and am not Sonic.

sonics my name
speeds my game
this house is bitchin
#38
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kinda torn between green arrow and aquaman


Not to knock your choices buuuut.....why in god's name would you want to be Aquaman??? haha And Green Arrow doesn't really have powers so you would just be really good at fighting and with a bow.

I said this in another thread not too long ago...I have always been obsessed with Spider-Man so that is definitely my pick. Even without his web-shooters he still has super strength (stronger, more durable, jump high, punch hard run faster etc), super balance/flexibility/equilibrium, super reflexes, spider-sense. Very underrated hero.

I think it would also be cool to have Captain America's "powers." Basically be good at everything haha
#39
čevapčič man


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