#1
"North Korea Executes Its Defense Chief With Anti-Aircraft Guns"

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/05/13/406383976/spy-agency-north-korea-executes-its-defense-chief-with-anti-aircraft-guns?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20150513


How would you want to be executed by Kim Jong Un?


Having your body ripped apart by bullets the size of your arm is pretty creative, but I think I'd want to be impaled on a giant gold penis of a Kim Jong Un statue.
#2
Hey, if you have to be executed, better to be executed with style.
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#3
Badass
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#4
Just no.

Kim Jong Un, go **** yourself
A poem.
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#5
metal af


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#6
More like Banti-Aircraft guns.
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#7
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More like Banti-Aircraft guns.

This. Kimmy boi does have a Cheeky Nandos haircut.
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#8
catapulted into a shark tank.
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
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#10
He died because he fell asleep during a meeting. Damn.
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#11
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He died because he fell asleep during a meeting. Damn.

If highschools did this kids would pay attention.
#12
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He died because he fell asleep during a meeting. Damn.



shit son, how u gonna be meetin if u sleepin? mah boi kimmy taught him a tru lesson
#13
i'd like to think that they snuck the AA gun in there while he was still sleeping and shot him there
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#14
Quote by Bladez22
i'd like to think that they snuck the AA gun in there while he was still sleeping and shot him there



Nope. Apparently it was public and hundreds of people gathered to witness his execution.
#15
Eh, this is the sort of stuff Michael Gove'd call "character building".
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#16
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He died because he fell asleep during a meeting. Damn.

'bae caught me slippin'


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#18
hey, maybe eventually he'll have executed his entire government and we won't have to worry about this anymore
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#21
I'd like death by sharks with frikking laser beams on top of their heads.
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#22
I laughed and soon realized this is actually real life

North Korea is really getting mileage out of the supervillain stereotypes they're trying to impose on themselves
#23
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Hey, if you have to be executed, better to be executed with style.


yeah.

this isn't even the first time they've done this.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/secret-state-of-north-korea/

off topic kind of but this is the best North Korea documentary I've seen despite all the typical tv documentary stuff they say in all of them. 43:30 to approx. 47:30 is the best part. gives you a slight glimmer of hope. I mean that woman would be beat/shot if she did that in the USA. to me it shows that the military/police are secretly wanting people to rebel and that the power structure has been severely weakened. it's just the pure terror and mind games holding everyone back, but before it was more than just that. there's some stuff about smuggling information in there too and a bit where rail road workers start ranting and raving about how they hate the regime and the "bastard managers" but idr where.

this is more interesting than the North Korean government. and just gonna take this moment to say North Koreans are not "brainwashed" and aren't really like "**** yeah anti aircraft execution for vile traitor to glorious republic" in case anybody here even thinks that like a lot of people do. every North Korea discussion has a bunch of people saying "they're brainwashed of course nothing will change" but not even.
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