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#1
how would you execute traitors of motherland?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#2
probably a shot in the head from a pistol.


That or a beheading. Who doesn't love a good beheading amirite?
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#4
death by catapult
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#6
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death by catapult

yeah i saw your post in the serious thread, i was thinking we could launch someone into the air with a catapult and then have aa guns shoot them down. like a contest, first guy to hit gets to go on vacation


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#7
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yeah i saw your post in the serious thread, i was thinking we could launch someone into the air with a catapult and then have aa guns shoot them down. like a contest, first guy to hit gets to go on vacation


clay traitor shooting
#9
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yeah i saw your post in the serious thread, i was thinking we could launch someone into the air with a catapult and then have aa guns shoot them down. like a contest, first guy to hit gets to go on vacation


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clay traitor shooting


very good ideas
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#10
..or trapped in a room with Barney playing on endless loop, and a variety of sharp knives and other suicidal implements shined, greased and polished to deadly perfection.
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#11
I'd slam heads in car doors until the job was done.
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#12
make them listen to carissa's wierd until they get so miserable they can't move or anything like them because they care bout nothing except carissa's wierd cu3e it's amazinf


also "im so tired" and Biggie's "suicidal thoughts"
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#14
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I'd slam heads in car doors until the job was done.


This is a double nawty way to do it.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#15
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This is a double nawty way to do it.

Sometimes you have to drop your kebab and do this outside a taxi rank.
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#17
I would probably just lock them all in a giant concrete room and let them die however they die. Eventually they will just drown in human waste
#18
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I would probably just lock them all in a giant concrete room and let them die however they die. Eventually they will just drown in human waste

nice
#19
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way to rip off my thread bro

i do what i want


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#21
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make them listen to carissa's wierd until they get so miserable they can't move or anything like them because they care bout nothing except carissa's wierd cu3e it's amazinf

lmao what better way to torture someone to death than having them listen to some of the shittiest music ever made on repeat eh youre a cold fcker i kinda like it




#22
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I would probably just lock them all in a giant concrete room and let them die however they die. Eventually they will just drown in human waste

This was always fun in The Sims.
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#23
Quote by I.O.T.M
Sometimes you have to drop your kebab and do this outside a taxi rank.


Sometimes you need to take a half empty Stella bottle over their head.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#24
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Sometimes you need to take a half empty Stella bottle over their head.

If some wasteman tries parring off the squad, anything goes.
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#25
Sentence them to live an extended life. Feed them, clothe them, and provide for them. Their punishment is the knowledge that their entire existence is being sustained by the country they tried to betray.

Then, when they are old and frail, days from death, lying surrounded by their loved ones and the gifts bestowed upon them for their betrayal, have a death squad break into their home and massacre their family in front of them.
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#26
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Sentence them to live an extended life. Feed them, clothe them, and provide for them. Their punishment is the knowledge that their entire existence is being sustained by the country they tried to betray.

Then, when they are old and frail, days from death, lying surrounded by their loved ones and the gifts bestowed upon them for their betrayal, have a death squad break into their home and massacre their family in front of them.

The twist at the end.
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#27
alright, i think i'd strap the lad to a pole and have a batallion of pro golfers / hockey players execute him via golfball / hockey puck to the head


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#28
Quote by entity0009
Sentence them to live an extended life. Feed them, clothe them, and provide for them. Their punishment is the knowledge that their entire existence is being sustained by the country they tried to betray.

Then, when they are old and frail, days from death, lying surrounded by their loved ones and the gifts bestowed upon them for their betrayal, have a death squad break into their home and massacre their family in front of them.



so.....****ing.....BRUTAL!
#29
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lmao what better way to torture someone to death than having them listen to some of the shittiest music ever made on repeat eh youre a cold fcker i kinda like it

honestly

this stuff rivals Guantanamo
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#30
Make them walk through Baltimore at 3 in the morning in a KKK costume.
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#31
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crucifixion

this, full roman style too, lighting the corpses lining the roads on fire as streetlamps.
A poem.
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#32
I'd play competitive multiplayer video games with him and if he won I'd kill em, and if I thought he was holding back I'd kill em. And if he even touched his controller I'd kill em. And I'd kill em I'd kill em kill em kill em kill em kill kill kill kill kill
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#34
assume traitor is male
bring out my hot wife
traiter is seduced
prepares to penetrate hot wife
it's a trap, decoy hot wife is robot
robovag enters radula mode
traitor peen is torn off
robowife bends over at window
fires shredded dick into someone else's dumpster
return to traitor
robowife enters blast hole with robofingers
attempts to turn traitor inside out like a t-shirt
when he dies, assume skin and integrate into his family
convince everyone that traitor was reformed by glory of state
actually a robot
i don't know why i feel so dry
#35
depends how betrayed motherland

take capitalist swine for instance pour molten gold down throat until intestine rupture
#36
Snoo snoo
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#37
Traitor will be forcefed KFC....the ultimate punishment.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#38
^Jfc man... This is supposed to be a family website, and there is such a thing as going too far!
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probably a shot in the head from a pistol.


That or a beheading. Who doesn't love a good beheading amirite?

Don't overdo it though. You might end up with excessive amounts of head, and then who are you going to give all that head to?
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#39
i'd kill a traitor quietly and have all sorts of interesting punishments for other types of crime.
and every prison cell would have an inspiring message written on the walls something like ...
"even in death you can be a useful citizen"
#40
I'd probably put it on my to do list & forget about it. Six months later I would realize, oh yeah, I have traitors to kill. At that point the list would be incredibly long and I would feel overwhelmed so I would make someone else to do it. I would not be a good dictator.
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