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#1
And I'm curious because I like the smell.

What coffee should I try that's at least decent and how should I try it?

Don't care if it's sweet or bitter or dense or whatever, just gimme some options already.
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#2
Go to a coffee shop and order an americano or a filter coffee and drink it without milk.
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#3
grande caramel frappuccino
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#4
get a black coffee you bastard
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#5
here's how you make coffee

pour hot water in mouth
put spoonful of instant coffee mix in your mouth
chew and keep changing the ratio between water and mixture, so that it becomes a bit sludgy
then swallow

enjoy :y:
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#6
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grande caramel frappuccino


He said coffee, not liquid ice cream.


Just go to a coffee shop (not a diner) and try a regular old black cup of coffee. If you want to make it at home, try to avoid the generic brands like Folgers or Maxwell House, and I'd also recommend buying either a small press (cheap option), or a high quality drip machine (more expensive.) The cheap drip machines have always seemed to give a burnt taste to me, so I'd avoid that if you can.
#7
mate, you're italian. you're gonna need to have a form of espresso or get your citizenship taken away. i would recommend a latte or whatever you call it


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#8
It's gonna blow your mind!

First time I tried coffee I felt like my feet were sinking into the ground and my hands felt like velcro.

Wait, was that coffee?
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#9
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here's how you make coffee

pour hot water in mouth
snort instant coffee mix
down a bottle of milk
then fuck bitches
enjoy :y:

Fixed.
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#11
coffee is okay in moderate amounts. if you drink it on a regular basis, best to keep it to one or two cups in the mornings

says the caffeine junkie

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get a black coffee you bastard


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Just go to a coffee shop (not a diner) and try a regular old black cup of coffee. If you want to make it at home, try to avoid the generic brands like Folgers or Maxwell House, and I'd also recommend buying either a small press (cheap option), or a high quality drip machine (more expensive.) The cheap drip machines have always seemed to give a burnt taste to me, so I'd avoid that if you can.


more yes

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here's how you make coffee

pour hot water in mouth
put spoonful of instant coffee mix in your mouth
chew and keep changing the ratio between water and mixture, so that it becomes a bit sludgy
then swallow

enjoy :y:


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#12
wait... aren't you italian? Don't try your first coffee at home. Ask your friends for a good coffee shop and then just ask for an espresso. Put a small amount of brown sugar and then drink it.

Boom, cafeine addict.
#13
it doesn't taste like it smells but i know a certain secret to make it taste like that




#14
coffee is liquid magic
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#17
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go to yr. local gas station-cum-food mart & get a cup of regular, black coffee.


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#18
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And I'm curious because I like the smell.

What coffee should I try that's at least decent and how should I try it?

Don't care if it's sweet or bitter or dense or whatever, just gimme some options already.


dont.


youre gonna get addicted
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#20
Come to Melbourne and get a long black.
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#23
i prefer it mainlined directly into my jugular at the rate i drink it. serious addiction, if I haven't had it in like 24 hours I start to get a mega headache.

if you don't drink that shit black, you don't like coffee, you just like milk and sugar
#24
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i prefer it mainlined directly into my jugular at the rate i drink it. serious addiction, if I haven't had it in like 24 hours I start to get a mega headache.

if you don't drink that shit black, you don't like coffee, you just like milk and sugar

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#25
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Come to Melbourne and get a long black.

oh my
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#27
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a high quality drip machine

Toppest of keks. Pour over is much cheaper and vastly higher quality, even if a bit more difficult.

However if you want a good cup of coffee that a mentally challenged monkey could make, use a simple immersion brewer like the Clever Coffee Dripper.

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#29
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How anyone drinks black coffee and enjoys it is a mystery to me. That shit is gross.


white coffee (which is actually black but they roast the beans in palm oil and margarine first) might change your mind


i don't drink it though because palm oil
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#30
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Toppest of keks. Pour over is much cheaper and vastly higher quality, even if a bit more difficult.

However if you want a good cup of coffee that a mentally challenged monkey could make, use a simple immersion brewer like the Clever Coffee Dripper.



Yeah, drip is gonna be shit but if you don't have time, it'll do.

I use a french press when I have the time to grind fresh and shit, takes a bit cause I use a hand grinder since decent conical grinders are more expensive than I'm willing to spend on a minor appliance.

Friend has a small espresso though, wouldn't mind picking up one of those at some point.
#31
i had a mate who really did put a spoonful of instant coffee in his mouth and swallow. Immediately the room smelled awful, and he was probably pretty close to getting a heart attack.

Good times :y:
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#32
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How anyone drinks black coffee and enjoys it is a mystery to me. That shit is gross.

if i was a dictator id so lock you up in a shitrissa's weird chamber right now




#33
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white coffee (which is actually black but they roast the beans in palm oil and margarine first) might change your mind


i don't drink it though because palm oil

What do these words mean?

I'll never understand coffee culture.
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All that black coffee you've been drinking has made you bitter. You can mend this problem by hanging out with tween white girls such as ErikLensherr and going to Starbucks for a frappucino.
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#34
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What do these words mean?

I'll never understand coffee culture.

All that black coffee you've been drinking has made you bitter. You can mend this problem by hanging out with tween white girls such as ErikLensherr and going to Starbucks for a frappucino.


It's okay you can be a yogurt culture. All you have to know is that palm oil kills tiggers

no-whip mocha frapps are great tho they are the only coffee thing I like from sbux
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#35
Quote by chrismendiola
What do these words mean?

I'll never understand coffee culture.

All that black coffee you've been drinking has made you bitter. You can mend this problem by hanging out with tween white girls such as ErikLensherr and going to Starbucks for a frappucino.

That's cold, dawg. But if drinking delicious frapps makes you a white girl consider me Taylor Swift.
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#37
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How anyone drinks black coffee and enjoys it is a mystery to me. That shit is gross.

Espresso based black coffee is shit-tier, that stuff needs a little bit of milk to cut through or needs to be the shot by itself with no added water. Good filter coffee has no bitterness and can be sweet and juicy and delicious all by itself

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#38
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Espresso based black coffee is shit-tier, that stuff needs a little bit of milk to cut through or needs to be the shot by itself with no added water. Good filter coffee has no bitterness and can be sweet and juicy and delicious all by itself


Ya, pretty much all of this. Espresso by itself, none of that americano or latte garbo.

I do enjoy a good mocha on occasion tho cause chocolate
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