#3
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#5
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american