#1
A guy I know didn't want to try anal, but this drunk girl persuaded him, however they didn't prepare.

Long story short, it ended with him running to the shower, her crying in embarrassment and poop all over his sheets.
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#2
ok.
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#3
"Let me share with you a tale"
"Long story short..."

You're not very good at telling stories.
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wasnt there a rather long version of this story posted on ug like 6 years ago

Impossible, this happened like two weeks ago.

Unless it's the kinda thing that happens a lot, which it probably is.
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#7
guessing she just threw out the sheets and dildo while he cried in the shower?


probably considering dumping his (weak) ass.
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Impossible, this happened like two weeks ago.

Unless it's the kinda thing that happens a lot, which it probably is.


idk i just remember a while ago some dude posted a story about how he tried anal with his gf and she shat all over the bed when her dad came in the room or something like that.
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Yeh, good story, bad telling.

Yeah, at least the guy who shit in that girl's bathtub included minute details and depictions using Microsoft Paint.
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#12
it's like the guy never had a dildo in his ass before, smdh
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#14
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A guy I know didn't want to try anal, but this drunk girl persuaded him, however they didn't prepare.
I don't think a shower beforehand would have helped, Erik.
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Yeah, at least the guy who shit in that girl's bathtub included minute details and depictions using Microsoft Paint.

Omg, I just thought of that too!

Anyone want to find/link it for me? That was epic.
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I'm assuming this took place in DC which makes it a pretty good analogy between the federal government and the American people.

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Omg, I just thought of that too!

Anyone want to find/link it for me? That was epic.



http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156886783


bookmarked forever


"I then answer "yea lol... I'm showering... is that ok?"...

she says: what the hell? why?? you don't think we're having sex do you???

At this point I can't even think straight and I jokingly (******edly) say: yes we are lol "


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jfc still confused. you can piss and shit at the same time. even with an erection. his dick's not that big okay.

even so if you have to choose piss on the floor and wipe it up when you're done or aim for the shower since he supposedly has a big dick don't shit on the floor ffs.
#21
he's a body builder bro, you can't expect much intelligence from him


(but you can expect a giant penis and piss bottles)
#22
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jfc still confused. you can piss and shit at the same time. even with an erection.

Speak for yourself. I can fit the first ten or eleven inches but I can't really be sat down and piss at the same time.

EDIT: Also, if those depictions are to be trusted, that guy has a buttocks about the size of the moon, so that could pose an issue.
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Speak for yourself. I can fit the first ten or eleven inches but I can't really be sat down and piss at the same time.

EDIT: Also, if those depictions are to be trusted, that guy has a buttocks about the size of the moon, so that could pose an issue.


the size of his butt in the images are the best part of the entire thing.
#24
Realtalk, this is one of the best pictures ever made in MS paint


(NSFW? I will remove if this is against rules)



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that look of relief on the face


also I just realized it looks like he has some blood mixed in there? no mention of it in the story so idk
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he's a body builder bro, you can't expect much intelligence from him


(but you can expect a giant penis and piss bottles)

and shriiiiivvvveeellllllleeeeddddd balls.

Fcukin' raisinettes down thar.
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#26
I haven't seen those pictures for a very long time. I gotta bookmark that.
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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156886783


bookmarked forever


"I then answer "yea lol... I'm showering... is that ok?"...

she says: what the hell? why?? you don't think we're having sex do you???

At this point I can't even think straight and I jokingly (******edly) say: yes we are lol "




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