#2
I don't even personally know any Johns but I am posting here anyway
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~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#3
your name is near the top of the second link

wow
i don't know why i feel so dry
#5
It's welsh

No

Nooo

NOOOOOOOOOO
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#6
welcome mr. or ms. _____ _____ johannes _____
i don't know why i feel so dry
#9
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
Michael is the original John


nah
i don't know why i feel so dry
#10
João is possibly the most common male name in Portugal in my generation. Not my name though, as you know.

Also watch out ultimate slash, I now know 75% of your name
#11
Quote by sickman411
João is possibly the most common male name in Portugal in my generation. Not my name though, as you know.



How do you pronounce that in English? There is a great guitarist named João Gilberto and I've always wondered how to say his name.
#12
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
How do you pronounce that in English? There is a great guitarist named João Gilberto and I've always wondered how to say his name.

It's two syllables, Jo|ão. 'Jo' pronounced like joo but with a 'soft' j (like the G in the word genre). 'ão' pronounced sort of like a nasally 'ow', it's hard to explain the stuff with tildes in Portuguese.

EDIT: Here http://www.forvo.com/word/jo%C3%A3o/#pt
Last edited by sickman411 at May 16, 2015,
#13
Quote by sickman411
João is possibly the most common male name in Portugal in my generation. Not my name though, as you know.

Also watch out ultimate slash, I now know 75% of your name

Please don't steal my identity
#14
Did somebody say post here if your name is Brian.
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#15
Well my name is Jonathan. So there.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#16
From the link in the OP:
Because the name Jonathan is sometimes abbreviated as Jon, John is often incorrectly considered to be a short form of Jonathan especially in the United States.[original research?] John comes from the Hebrew name Yôḥānān,[11] whereas Jonathan derives from the Hebrew יוֹנָתָן Yônāṯān,[12] which means "Gift from YHWH" and thus is a longer version of Nathan.
#17
Quote by sickman411
From the link in the OP:


So why does everyone call me Jon and not "Mr Gift-from-Yahweh"?
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#18
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From now on I want everyone to call me 'mr. or ms. Blank Blank Johannes Blank'

ok mr or ms bling bling johannes bling


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#21
My first name is John but only people that either don't know me call me John or people that are giving banter. Everyone else calls me by my middle name.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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#22
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Well my name is Jonathan. So there.

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Snake?

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#23
My name is John. Bames John.
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#26
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
How do you pronounce that in English? There is a great guitarist named João Gilberto and I've always wondered how to say his name.


Gilberto is great
#27
aiiiiiiiiiight yall dirtbags ima here to get it starteddd
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#28
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aiiiiiiiiiight yall dirtbags ima here to get it starteddd


baby joel ~ eastwinn
i don't know why i feel so dry
#32
I was named after a Jack who was actually John but called himself Jack

I don't understand all this variation-of-another-name stuff, it makes no sense to me.
I have nothing important to say
#33
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
Michael is the original John

No. Michael is better.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#34
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I was named after a Jack who was actually John but called himself Jack

I don't understand all this variation-of-another-name stuff, it makes no sense to me.

A name that has evolved from the same name as another name. Or the "translation" of a name into a different language.
#35
...Well I've got the Joh down.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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#36
Quote by snipelfritz
No. Michael is better.



THIS MAH DUDE RIGHT HURR!


Michaels unite. We will defeat the Johns. We are archangels after all, and "archangel" sounds badass.
#37
bread pudding putin' on ritz cracker jack-o-johns am I rite tho?
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#38
My sister is a Jacqueline.
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#39
En francais est la trine
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