#1
Thomasoman, I don't even know you, but I know you need help. Your amphetamine addiction has spiraled out of control in the last 24 hours, and it is hurting everyone you love to see you waste away your life on Adderall and The Pit.


We have dispatched an escort to take you to rehab. Of course, nobody can force you to go, but please just think about your loved ones, okay?


Get well soon
#4
Quote by Baby Joel
i like adderall



Another escort has just been dispatched to your location. Please be ready with bags packed in 2 hours if you plan to attend rehab.
#5
as long as those swines dont find out about my caffine, nicotene, junk food, and sky diving dependency...oh shii-
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#6
nicotine is shit, Thomas. Cut that shit out too.
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Last edited by Fat Lard at May 16, 2015,
#7
Someone bring up a quirky characteristic about a UG user so I can mock the person. By the way, I'm perfect, so I don't count.
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#8
Quote by Thomasoman
caffine, nicotene,



So far gone you can't even spell correctly. Think of your family, man.
#9
Quote by chrismendiola
Someone bring up a quirky characteristic about a UG user so I can mock the person. By the way, I'm perfect, so I don't count.

Chris Mendiola works at Wendy's.
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#10
Quote by ErikLensherr
Chris Mendiola works at Wendy's.

Yeah, I work for corporate. It'll soon become Mendy's, just you wait.
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#11
Quote by chrismendiola
Yeah, I work for corporate. It'll soon become Mendy's, just you wait.


There is no way you're not on amphetamines tonight.


A vehicle has been dispatched to your location. Please be prepared for pick-up in two hours for transportation to the rehab clinic.


This is not optional in your case.


Do not try to run.


Thank you and have a nice day.
#12
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
Another escort has just been dispatched to your location. Please be ready with bags packed in 2 hours if you plan to attend rehab.

m8 i thought we were at the point where you don't have to name your mom's job
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#13
sorry, I cant hear any of this over all the crack i just smoked
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#14
Quote by chrismendiola
Someone bring up a quirky characteristic about a UG user so I can mock the person. By the way, I'm perfect, so I don't count.


eriklensherr wants to lick lana del rey's booty after a tooty.

****in gross man.
#15
hey so i received this message

Quote by MeGaDeth2314
Thomasoman, please refer to the Thomasoman Intervention Thread. This is a serious matter and requires your immediate attention.


All other filthy drug addicts please also report to the aforementioned thread.


Thank you, have a nice day.


Is this the kind of intervention where we all get drunk and bash other peoples drug problems?

We'll cover my drug addictions some other day

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#17
TS is addicted to cock LOL

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#18
i wrote yall a poem:

addicted 2 turkey. turkey to the grave.
fat lard's a princess who needs to snort some cocaine
but i need help, for see, I only fear
that one day ill eat turkey for every meal !

thank you.
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#19
^not gonna lie, that was pretty good.


But I eat all of my meals cold. And like it that way. (I don't trust microwaves)
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#20
at last we've found something to agree on. not to say I eat all my meals cold, as i have no problems with a skillet or an oven but if its been refrigerated, i wont microwave it. shit i dont even own a microwave. hail satan
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