#1
There once was an interesting poet,
Who changed the way some wrote it
With distinctive metre
And the rhyming won't peter
Until he got to the last line where in many early examples it in fact did not rhyme, contrary to contemporary examples which have rhyming groups at the first, second and last lines and at the third and fourth lines.

Got a limerick?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#4
Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me is the only suitable source for limericks.
...it was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat
#7
Quote by Pastafarian96
There once was an interesting poet,
Who changed the way some wrote it

This was painful.
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#8
Quote by ErikLensherr
This was painful.

you didn't have to write the stupid thing
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#9
An impromptu poet of Hibernia
rhymed himself into a hernia.
He became quite adept
at the practice except
for occasional anti-climaxes.
#10
There once was a mod called Steve,
For whom shit threads were a peeve,
So he clicked 'Close Thread',
Brought his palm to his head,
And thought 'that's enough UG for this eve'


I know that sucked, but it's hard to write a good thread-closing limerick. Use the searchbar, many threads on limericks and they all last a page or so then die.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.