#2
You haven't received your special assignment yet?
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#3
just wait, there's a 24 hour waiting period.

after that, go nuts (within the extent of the rules)
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day