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#1
how much crap is 'a crap'?
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#3
how much crap is two craps?
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#4
Quote by Baby Joel
how much crap is 'a crap'?


Remove everything but your shoes.

Weigh yourself.

Weigh your shoes.

Subtract the weight of the shoes from your weight.

Divide by 2.

That's how much.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#8
So if he took a crap (1 full crap), divided that in half and picked one half up, he would essentially be weighing as much as his shoes?
Provided that he's naked and not wearing shoes of course.

No wait, I'm confused. Does the calculation of the crap assume that baby joel now no longer contains any crap? Because if he does have another crap in him, that would mean a crap equals him + a crap and he would essentially be nothing.

(This is not meant to be an offensive post by the way, this is just science)
Last edited by ultimate-slash at May 21, 2015,
#9
Crap=equal to the weight of pubic crabs,
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#10
Quote by ultimate-slash
So 1 crap is a naked baby joel minus shoes over 2?


I'd say that's essentially it. I of course had to make some assumptions, and one was that he was only about 50% full of crap. There is some evidence that the actual number may be higher.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#11
Is the Imperial measurement for 'crap' different from metric measurements?
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#12
baby joel = crap
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#14
Quote by Bladez22
baby joel = crap


I don't think so because that would mean my assumptions were off by a factor of 2 and I'm usually more accurate than that.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#15
Is it better to give a crap, or not give a crap?

"I could give a crap about the new Band album." means you liked it, then?
"Virtually no one who is taught Relativity continues to read the Bible."

#16
baby joel = crap/2

i prefer baby joel = carp bh
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#17
I'm leaving the Pit and it is Baby Joel's fault.
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#18
what is the conversion rate between carp and crap?
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#19
Quote by Neo Evil11
I'm leaving the Pit and it is Baby Joel's fault.


I shall commission him a statue!!
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#20
Quote by Neo Evil11
I'm leaving the Pit and it is Baby Joel's fault.

Quote by Arby911
I shall commission him a statue!!



i think there's a tear in my eye, I'm so happy :')
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#21
I'm back, cause me leaving did not have the result I had hoped for.
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#22
they always come back

i remember when i came back. my arrival was celebrated by mlp avatars :')
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#23
Quote by Baby Joel
they always come back

i remember when i came back. my arrival was celebrated by mlp avatars :')

The months without you were the best months of my life.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#24
Quote by Baby Joel
what is the conversion rate between carp and crap?


better question, whats the conversion rate between crap and crud????
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#25
Quote by Neo Evil11
The months without you were the best months of my life.

the months without UG were some of the worst months, if not the worst ever.
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better question, whats the conversion rate between crap and crud????

is crud measured by volume or surface area?
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#26
Quote by Baby Joel
the months without UG were some of the worst months, if not the worst ever.

I had an abortion just so that I could forget all of you. Then you came back.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#27
volume i guess?
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
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#28
Quote by Neo Evil11
I had an abortion just so that I could forget all of you. Then you came back.

i was the abortion you tried
Quote by Bladez22
volume i guess?

hm...does weight (or mass rather) have a factor?
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#30
Quote by Baby Joel
i was the abortion you tried

I should have swallowed, now I am stuck with you forever.
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#31
Quote by Fat Lard
damn.


You were so close to saving UG there Baby J

oh man what a turn of events with that one
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#32
Quote by Baby Joel

hm...does weight (or mass rather) have a factor?


i guess yeah, like density and weight both factor in....
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#34
but my crap is larger than my dog's crap. the measurements of crap needs to be standardised. Maybe I have a 3/4 crap and my dog has a 1/4 crap or something
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#37
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Joel is really at the bottom of the barrel for spam thread ideas these days

yeah, i have to find something new. My song lyric threads last summer or whatever was pretty good. The Apology threads were good but now played out. gotta find something new
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
ffs, why?!?!

so i can understand how much one crap is
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#39
One crap is to the f**s I give.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#40
Imagine the biggest poop you've ever pooped and that's the size of the dick you could take in your butt if you were gay or desperate for money.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
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