#1
right so it's nighttime yeh (I transitioned from nocturnal, and now I am innocturnal)

any so it's nighttime yeh

getting ready to go to sleep

almost there

then you realise that you have a tongue in your mouth (it is your tongue)

sudden confusion on where actually to rest your tongue

now you're fully aware of your stupid tongue and you wake up


sequel:
aight so it's nighttime yeh

(skipping bits)

you're almost asleep

then you realise

your eyes don't turn off

you see weird purple black weird things

and now you are awake


does anyone have some of their own that they would like to share?
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#2
Falling sucks

Also I often wake up from nightmares I don't remember

oh yeah and I used to worry the purple things were aliens... probably are tbh
Last edited by whywefight at May 26, 2015,
#3
~smells~




#5
Last night I fell asleep with my headphones on and 5 hours later Mozart's requiem in d minor came on and instantly woke me up.
#6
aight so it's nighttime yeh

getting ready to go to sleep

almost there

you're almost asleep

suddenly you smell burning

screaming of women

the house is on fire

you jump out of bed

no time to dress

the vikings are coming

your daughter is struggling with a large nordic brute

wife's already dead

probably trying to defend her family

no time to honour her bravery

grab a weapon

sneak up on man grappling with daughter

attack him while he's distracted

you didn't kill him

now he's pissed

stabs you in the stomach

you know it's a fatal wound

bleeding out

dying

you just wanted a peaceful night's sleep
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#7
~we all sleep in the end~
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#8
When for some unknown reason my dick is still hard. My solution to this is to imagine kinky stuff until i unconsciously fall as sleep. Or i dont know, maybe i sleep faster when my dick is hard?
#9
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aight so it's nighttime yeh

getting ready to go to sleep

almost there

you're almost asleep

suddenly you smell burning

screaming of women

the house is on fire

you jump out of bed

no time to dress

the vikings are coming

your daughter is struggling with a large nordic brute

wife's already dead

probably trying to defend her family

no time to honour her bravery

grab a weapon

sneak up on man grappling with daughter

attack him while he's distracted

you didn't kill him

now he's pissed

stabs you in the stomach

you know it's a fatal wound

bleeding out

dying

you just wanted a peaceful night's sleep



you forgot the part where he rapes your daughter on top of your dead corpse.


that's always the part that keeps me awake tbh
#10
right so it's nighttime yeh (I transitioned from nocturnal, and now I am innocturnal)

any so it's nighttime yeh

getting ready to go to sleep

almost there

think of girl

are you out there?

do you hear me?

can i call you?

do you still hate me?
i don't know why i feel so dry
#11
- restless legs

- my dog pushing the door open just to look in and walk away

- weird lucid dreams I get sometimes trying to sleep that feels like vivid daydreams

- my brother talking loudly to himself in the other room because he's a weirdo that can't just think the things he says to himself.
#13
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right so it's nighttime yeh (I transitioned from nocturnal, and now I am innocturnal)

any so it's nighttime yeh

getting ready to go to sleep

almost there

think of girl

are you out there?

do you hear me?

can i call you?

do you still hate me?

to go to sleep is just to hide away

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#16
getting my dick sucked
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#18
thinking i overslept and i'm late for work, but it's actually 2 AM and now i can't fall back asleep.

weird thoughts that feel like some kind of epiphany, but are probably just a chemical imbalance.

waking up drenched in sweat because i somehow always pull my blanket over myself in my sleep and my grandparents are old people and their idea of having the AC on in the summer is setting the thermostat to 76 F.
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#19
I have massive anxiety spikes at night and the night scares me so sleeping is hard
ayy lmao
#20
tfw you write a post in a thread but then for some reason don't post it (or maybe not) and then come back to said thread looking for your post and not seeing it and wondering if you accidentally posted in the wrong thread and then you can't sleep.
#21
So it's nighttime yeah
Or maybe the early hours of morning because you woke up and need to get back to sleep
And you see a giant (as in, hand sized or bigger) spider crawling around the wall
And you wake up with a jump only to realise you imagined the bastard

It's always a ****ing spider, whether I'm waking up or trying to fall asleep
I have nothing important to say
#22
so it's nighttime yeh

getting ready to go to sleep

almost there

then somebody on the internet says innoctural which is not a word when what they mean is diurnal
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#24
eww why would I talk about diurine? is that like double piss?
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it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#25
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~we all sleep in the end~

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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#26
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eww why would I talk about diurine? is that like double piss?

Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#29
When you do that thing when you think you're falling but you're not so you jolt and suddenly you're super awake.

And when a cuties bum touches your bum in the night
#30
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And when a cuties bum touches your bum in the night

I don't like homeless people in my bed, cute or not.
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#32
OT, explosive diarrhea
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.