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#1
Would you go to dat place? After having seen the movies?
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#2
Hell yeah.
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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#3
question: is there a chance I will die, and if so, what method, and how painful would it be, and what is my current situation back home (finances, friends, etc)? How long is the trip and what is the estimated weather patterns? Would my phone still have 3G there? How many clothes have I brought? Do I have enough food to survive 72 hours on my own in the wilderness? What about my water supply? What if no one likes me? What if I break my leg the first day and have to sit inside all the time or something?
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#5
Jurrasic Park is real.......


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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at May 26, 2015,
#6
**** yeah I would. I don't even care if the dinosaurs break free because of some stupid fat guy who works there. Death by dino would be a pretty rad way to go out
#7
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it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#9
If I was allowed to go there in an Apache helicopter sure.

Not for hunting the dinosaurs but more in case they escape I've got a really good way of surviving.
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#10
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It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#11
You have a lower chance of getting eaten by a dinosaur than dying by swimming pool these days, so might as well go.
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#12
the park builders would have seen the movies too right

so the shit that went down in the films will totally not happen since they would have set countermeasures in place

also its not 1990 anymore so it would never get that bad anyways

and i doubt they would employ wayne knight so its k
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#13
are you kidding me?

yes i would

dinos seriously
i don't know why i feel so dry
#14
I think I'd wait for the first 100 people or so to go first.. You know, wait it out a little bit lol
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#15
Actually, hunting dinosaurs sounds like fun, massive game hunting, with heavy machineguns and in cars.
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#16
Hells no. There's a lot of ways to die, but "being eaten by a dinosaur" is one of the easier ones to avoid.
#17
Sure, as long as it wasn't on a remote island prone to tropical storms.
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#21
I would go on the condition that my trip plays out exactly how the first movie does
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#23
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Jurrasic Park is real.......


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this was totally worth the ban


I'm not like speaking on josh's behalf or anything, it's just that I am literally Joshua Garcia's multi
#25
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**** yeah I would. I don't even care if the dinosaurs break free because of some stupid fat guy who works there. Death by dino would be a pretty rad way to go out

And on the off chance you manage to kill a dino and get out completely unharmed, not only are you fine, but you're also the badass who killed a ****ing dino!

There is literally no way to come out the loser in all this.
#28
fvck

yes


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#29
Only if Jeff Goldblum is present.
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#30
Life, ah, finds a way.
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#31
"Hold onto your butts".
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#33
Jurassic Park will never exist. Why? Because dinosaurs never existed. You heathens need to read the Bible and let the light of the LORD into you. Any good God fearing person knows that the bones of the devil lizards were placed on Earth by Satan to test our faith but do not worry brothers and sisters repent now and let His light into your life and have your souls cleansed.

Seriously though how is this even a question? Of course I'd go.
#34
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this, so much this
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#35
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#37
I would only go if they would break out as soon as I would get there. I also refuse to watch the new movie cause it looks shitty.
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#38
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a fancy zoo is still just a boring ass zoo

fvck you zoos are awesome

well yeah there's the whole keeping animals in captivity for our own amusement thing but said amusement is fvcking great. penguins for instance are so fun to watch, it's like a miniature fat mafia series. and sometimes you get to hug koalas or see qt zoo keepers hug koalas, have you seen how cuddly those things are (both qt zoo keepers and koalas)? dont even get me started on the shit chimps do and their all-too-human-like eyes, it's like seeing god himself. and bears, loads and loads of bears.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#39
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fvck you zoos are awesome

well yeah there's the whole keeping animals in captivity for our own amusement thing but said amusement is fvcking great. penguins for instance are so fun to watch, it's like a miniature fat mafia series. and sometimes you get to hug koalas or see qt zoo keepers hug koalas, have you seen how cuddly those things are (both qt zoo keepers and koalas)? dont even get me started on the shit chimps do and their all-too-human-like eyes, it's like seeing god himself. and bears, loads and loads of bears.

Quoted for truth. My personal amusement massively outweighs any moral objections.

I actually wouldn't object to a zoo without animals, as long as there'd still be qt zoo keepers walking around
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#40
What about a zoo without animals, but with people? They did that back in the day.

Not just about watching convicted criminals flick poop at each other, but also people in cubicles and such.
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