#1
Don't plan to use this account or site again. Could anyone delete my account? thanks, itll just be one less thing I gotta remember.
#3
Just... Forget about it?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
nigga this ain't a bank you don't gotta close your account just go away
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#6
Quote by ErikLensherr
nigga this ain't a bank you don't gotta close your account just go away


lol
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#7
Fuckin jog on and don't come back, pal. Thats how you delete your account.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#11
If you do request a ban, let me know first. My quota of required bans for the month isn't quite there yet.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#12
Quote by Baby Joel
If you do request a ban, let me know first. My quota of required bans for the month isn't quite there yet.



Do this, and I'll ban you.
#13
Quote by daytripper75
Do this, and I'll ban you.

Can you please just do it, regardless?

Sincerely,
Everyone
#14
Mods should not ban TS just for a laugh. It'll reck his life.
I have nothing important to say
#15
OP, you're going about this the wrong way. Just make a porn thread (and label it as such) and post the nicest melons you can find.

Everyone wins!
#19
Quote by NABEF9
Can you please just do it, regardless?

Sincerely,
Everyone

I've never been popular enough for everyone to sign a petition

this has made my day :daisy: I am the most universally known person in the world

this is a big step. I would like to thank my parents for getting me to this point. I'd like to thank the Chat thread for consistently being one of the worst threads, despite my frequent appearances. I would like to thank the who circle jerk crew, who went agains the idea of a circle, and they just all went at me together. I'd like to thank those that hate me, because I find it very humorous that such active hate can be directed to a person who really isn't that bad, morality wise, and is completely anonymous to the haters anyway. I would like to thank the modding crew who supported my bribe petition to join the UG Team as a Column Cleaner (CC for short). It has allowed me to get away with lots of shenanigans, as well as frequently setting records for most downvoted comment on any article.

All this point, all we can do is look forward. We're climbing mount everest and we're nearly there.

Let's do it #letsdoit2015
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#20
Quote by daytripper75
Do this, and I'll ban you.

you wouldn't be able to :upto: you'd have to get Orson.

although he probably would do it, as he has before
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#25
Quote by Baby Joel
If you do request a ban, let me know first. My quota of required bans for the month isn't quite there yet.
Is that why I've been banned by you like 4 times this month akready?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#27
Quote by mikeya02
When?

I do it when you're not looking. As son as you aren't visiting a particular part of the forum, I'll unleash it all then. Once you're about to come back, I delete all the evidence.

I also have a digital mind-wiper like in Men In Black (also basically seen in Harry Part v7.2) so other users that posted in the thread, and users that had quoted my text elsewhere, have no hope of remembering.

In essence, I make mad bantz, and then delete the evidence because it's a lot more fun watching people hate me, rather than lots of people sucking up.

:daisy:

how's your week been btw?
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it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#29
Baby Joel, a duck, a blonde stripper, and a priest walked into a bar.....
The bartender looked up and said,
"What is this, some kind of sick joke?"