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things thingify naturally
This. And most of the time against their will.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
I don't know who that is sorry.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#6
I don't get why people are so obsessed with this guy. I mean, sure, whatever, he's the drummer for Pink Floyd. So frickin what?
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#7
Quote by entity0009
I don't get why people are so obsessed with this guy. I mean, sure, whatever, he's the drummer for Pink Floyd. So frickin what?


I'm pretty sure you mean Led Zeppelin m8
#9
RIP Lars Ulrich, the guitarist from Tool
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And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#10
Quote by i_lovemetallica
RIP Lars Ulrich, the guitarist from Tool
Pretty sure you mean the bassist from Slipknot.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#11
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Pretty sure you mean the bassist from Slipknot.


This is the guy right?

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And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#12
Quote by ultimate-slash
Isn't Lars Ulrich the guy Heath Ledger's character pretends to be in A Knight's Tale?

Classic underrated film.

RIP Heath I know you're chillin' on a cloud with Paul Walker, both of you smiling upon me.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#13
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Pretty sure you mean the bassist from Slipknot.

Nah, he was the keyboard player for Deep Purple.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#14
Quote by Pastafarian96
Nah, he was the keyboard player for Deep Purple.


Actually, now I think of it, he was the Fog Machine player from Brokencyde.


FSSSSSSSSSS.........
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#15
Didn't he also briefly get a new amp too?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#16
He can also whammy without a whammy bar
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#17
That's cool and all, but can he bar without one?
Last edited by ultimate-slash at May 29, 2015,
#18
Quote by ultimate-slash
That's cool and all, but he can he bar without one?


You English good
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#19
I don't know what you're talking about

Also, I'm not sure why my previous post has 'Last edited by ultimate-slash : Today at 02:38 PM.' at the bottom. I don't recall editing my post...
#20
Quote by ultimate-slash
I don't know what you're talking about

Also, I'm not sure why my previous post has 'Last edited by ultimate-slash : Today at 02:38 PM.' at the bottom. I don't recall editing my post...


Someone must have hacked your computer and did it.....

Some guy did that to my computer and created a folder called "Porn" when I was 14....even my parents agreed that could happen!
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#21
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Someone must have hacked your computer and did it.....

Some guy did that to my computer and created a folder called "Porn" when I was 14....even my parents agreed that could happen!

Oh god, that reminds me of the day I discovered the existence of browsing history

My dad called me in the room and asked if I knew who had been googling 'boobs'. Of course I knew nothing about all that, but my dad just went 'ah, ok then' and went on to show me how to delete the browsing history.
#22
Quote by ultimate-slash
Oh god, that reminds me of the day I discovered the existence of browsing history

My dad called me in the room and asked if I knew who had been googling 'boobs'. Of course I knew nothing about all that, but my dad just went 'ah, ok then' and went on to show me how to delete the browsing history.


Every time my parents found evidence of my brother looking at porn on the computer, he would say it was a virus.....and they believed him.

Every.single.time.....ahhh, the good old days before incognito mode

EDIT: I also declare this thread
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And everything must pass
Last edited by i_lovemetallica at May 29, 2015,
#23
You all got the wrong guy. Lars Ulrich was a professional tennis player, not a musician.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#24
Quote by theogonia777
You all got the wrong guy. Lars Ulrich was a professional tennis player, not a musician.


Nah man, tehy aint even related, I mean, Torben Ulrich is dutch, but Lars is full blooded american...get your facts right man....not everyone named Ulrich is related, geeeeeez
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#27
I do loves me a danish:

Just ****ing look at it, who wouldn't want it?
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#28
sold

*stands there eating danish while people talk*
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#29
Danishes for all!


EDIT: Holy crap that was massive
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Last edited by i_lovemetallica at May 29, 2015,
#30
^that's what Lars' mom said last night
Seattle Seahawks


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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#31
I'm sure Lars' mum loves a big danish inside her.....


ifyaknowhadimean......
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#33
Quote by i_lovemetallica
I'm sure Lars' mum loves a big danish inside her.....


ifyaknowhadimean......

Seattle Seahawks


Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#35
Quote by SGstriker


And full circle.
Thats a wrap boys!
Quote by JD Close
Piano dick had some good parts, but should have said "As the business man slowly gets boned", would have accented the whole dick feeling of the album
#36
Was cool in 1987. So was Tiffany.

Would rather not see either of them naked in 2015
"Virtually no one who is taught Relativity continues to read the Bible."

#37
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Quote by i_lovemetallica
I'm sure Lars' mum loves a big danish inside her.....


ifyaknowhadimean......



#DTWD
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