#1
I was chopping up some vegetables earlier for dinner and I realised I was chopping up a load of carrots in front of our goldfish tank.

Is it cruel to do that?

I get worried it might think I'm chopping up one of its own and by upset.


So Pit, tell me if it's cruel.

Also, is it cruel to let pets see you naked/on the loo etc?
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Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

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#2
digmans had 4 ciders.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#3
No.q
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#4
fish are kinda dumb so i wouldn't worry too much
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#5
Goldfish have a memory of like a few seconds. So not only may it think you're chopping up another goldfish, it repeatedly thinks you're chopping up another goldfish.

You're awful ts
#6
I have a similar problem. Is it cruel to chop up my goldfish in front of all my carrots?
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#8
Chopping up carrots in general is extremely cruel, you should have chopped up the goldfish instead.
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#9
Quote by MeTallIcA313
Goldfish have a memory of like a few seconds. So not only may it think you're chopping up another goldfish, it repeatedly thinks you're chopping up another goldfish.

You're awful ts


Actually scientific studies have shown they have a memory of around 6 months, but well done for perpetuating an urban myth

The second part might be right though
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#10
TS, it's cruel for you to let your pets see you naked, because of PTSD caused by your horrific naked form.

It would be cruel for the rest of us to let them see us naked, because they'd see our perfection and know we would never love them that way. Well, except <insert name of someone you don't like, other than me, here> of course.
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#11
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digmans had 4 lager shandies.

Fixed.

Keep your daughters away from trampolines, lads.
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#13
baked snacks don't have feelings m8
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#14
no, fish know what other fish look like.

also I'm led to believe that fish are one of the types of animals that can see UV light, so they might be able to distinguish from that somehow.
#15
Hide your trampolines people.
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#16
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Fixed.

Keep your daughters away from trampolines, lads.






#17
I'm reviving this thread just to tell MinterMan that the Blackhaws are winning up the cup, Google has already got that shit down
#19
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I'm inquisitive as to who this is?
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#20
Chopping carrots is a symbolic form of dismantling the patriarchy so I support it
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#21
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I'm inquisitive as to who this is?

Leicester City player.
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#24
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Leicester City player.

you missed the part where his teammate is filming him while a hooker's face is buried in his taint




#25
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you missed the part where his teammate is filming him while a hooker's face is buried in his taint

No, cause he wanted to know who it is, not what he was doing.
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#27
Quote by Bladez22
fish are kinda dumb so i wouldn't worry too much


Also fish have extremely short attention spans, so not to worry.

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