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i saw a few of these months back in the film thread and I thought we could all share some favourites and become a kinder and a more patient community.

As a note, this is not the final scene. It is the frame shown right before the credits

here is mine



now how about yours
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#2
That is indeed a cool scene. Makes me want to see that movie.
My God, it's full of stars!
#3
The only one I can even remember is Fight Club but that's cliché af.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
^Great movie. In the reality it's based on it was all the captains fault tho lol
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#7
whats that one terrible romance film where the guy is looking out the window of the world trade center at the end and sees an airplane flying towards him?

yea not that one




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#11
Casablanca, coz the aircrew in the background are actually midgets
A poem.
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#14
babby joel...

finally someone who appreciates Melancholia!! I love that movie. Easily the best out of the "Depression Trilogy" It doesn't hurt that Tristan und Isolde is featured throughout.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#16
I hate when people ask me about movies because I've seen plenty of great ones but I can never remember them when I'm asked about it.


I hate you Baby Joel
#18
That porno where he cums on her face in the end.

(I'll post some serious answers to this topic some other time.)
#19
Quote by chrismendiola
That porno where he cums on her face in the end.

(I'll post some serious answers to this topic some other time.)

i know this is a joke answer but realest talks that shit is so gross why does every porn film gotta end in that nonsense




#20
I'm down to clown with cum shots.

Especially when there's two girls and they like spit it back and forth and like it off each other...ok, I'll stop.

This shit is making me hawtsie totsie.
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#21
The one where Baby Joel flies to a different galaxy and doesn't have internet access. Also he has his UG rights taken away
#22
Quote by MinterMan22
i know this is a joke answer but realest talks that shit is so gross why does every porn film gotta end in that nonsense


yeah seriously. like what kind of weirdo fantasises about that shit? porn in general is pretty weird what with the ads like "caught ****ing sister w/ cumshot!!" like is this really what people are wanting to live out through porn?
#23
Clearly UG is full of virgins who have never shot a fat load on some skank's face.
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#24
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Clearly UG is full of virgins who have never shot a fat load on some skank's face.


okay first of all sex is gross.

second of all calling women willing to put up with ur shit 'skanks' is lame.



(if I think of any movie stuff I'll post about that lol).
#26
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yeah seriously. like what kind of weirdo fantasises about that shit? porn in general is pretty weird what with the ads like "caught ****ing sister w/ cumshot!!" like is this really what people are wanting to live out through porn?



better than living it out in real life I suppose
#27
Quote by slipknot5678
okay first of all sex is gross.

second of all calling women willing to put up with ur shit 'skanks' is lame.



(if I think of any movie stuff I'll post about that lol).

drake got me holding back tears after reading this post :')




#28
There you are MinterMan, I would be happy to tell you that the Blackhawks are winning the cup
#29
Quote by MinterMan22
i know this is a joke answer but realest talks that shit is so gross why does every porn film gotta end in that nonsense

Is your anilingus talk just your shtick, or is there some truth to it? If not, then there's no place for you to chirp about gross sexual acts, is there? :

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Can I just put all of Cannibal Ferox and Cannibal Holocaust? Okay sweet Jolie

Nah, you can't. This thread is now all about cumshots on faces or incest.
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yeah seriously. like what kind of weirdo fantasises about that shit? porn in general is pretty weird what with the ads like "caught ****ing sister w/ cumshot!!" like is this really what people are wanting to live out through porn?

The one time I've been on [a certain popular message board], the most popular thread was about a guy who talked about his experiences banging his mother (it was a verified AMA, go figure). As it turns out, there is an active community of people who want to share their experiences or read about experiences involving incest.

I don't even think incest is that weird. There are a few relatives whom I think are attractive (I mean, if you're related to me, you've gotta be), though I don't think I'd ever want to have any kind of intimacy with any of them, for some reason. Hereditary variance, I guess. But I don't think I'd freak out if I were to find out that my cousins were doing each other. Incest porn is jokes, though.


Back to the original topic (which is cumshots and definitely not film endings), oral sex is gross as it is, exposing oneself to ejaculation is even grosser. Ew, no, I'm not gonna cum on your face/your breasts, please don't ask again.
#30
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Back to the original topic (which is cumshots and definitely not film endings), oral sex is gross as it is, exposing oneself to ejaculation is even grosser. Ew, no, I'm not gonna cum on your face/your breasts, please don't ask again.



when you finally do have sex, it's going to be really, really boring.
#31
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when you finally do have sex, it's going to be really, really boring.

Your mother wasn't that bad. I'd advise you try it for yourself, but apparently, you're against incest.
#32
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but apparently, you're against incest.

WHAT A LOSER AMIRITE
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#33
Quote by chrismendiola
Your mother wasn't that bad. I'd advise you try it for yourself, but apparently, you're against incest.



I know you're lying because my mom's into kinky shit and you're too much of a pussy for her.


EDIT: okay, I'm officially done with this thread
#34
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
when you finally do have sex, it's going to be really, really boring.


lmao if you need to cum in someone's face to make it interesting wtf is even the point rather be #celibate2015 for life in that case.

@chris:

I haven't even seen a butt.

also yeah I don't necessarily judge people attracted to a cousin or w/e. those advertisements are still weird and not just the incest ones the 'caught ****ing wife' or w/e with exagerrated scene ones are pretty weird too.

morbidly interested in this ama brb and no it's not what you think.
#35
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
my mom's into kinky shit

This happened. You're a weirdo for sharing this and you may have just dug your own grave by doing so.
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I haven't even seen a butt.

also yeah I don't necessarily judge people attracted to a cousin or w/e. those advertisements are still weird and not just the incest ones the 'caught ****ing wife' or w/e with exagerrated scene ones are pretty weird too.

morbidly interested in this ama brb and no it's not what you think.

This is why you need a cool car.

@Baby Joel: Sorry for ruining your thread.
#36
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This is why you need a cool car.


nah as I've said before I'm capable of so much more than what I actually do but #sadboy.
#37
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There you are MinterMan, I would be happy to tell you that the Blackhawks are winning the cup

1. lol
2. you know theres a thread for this right kiddo? smarten up already
3. lol




#38
Quote by chrismendiola

Is your anilingus talk just your shtick, or is there some truth to it? If not, then there's no place for you to chirp about gross sexual acts, is there? :


Nah, you can't. This thread is now all about cumshots on faces or incest.

The one time I've been on [a certain popular message board], the most popular thread was about a guy who talked about his experiences banging his mother (it was a verified AMA, go figure). As it turns out, there is an active community of people who want to share their experiences or read about experiences involving incest.

I don't even think incest is that weird. There are a few relatives whom I think are attractive (I mean, if you're related to me, you've gotta be), though I don't think I'd ever want to have any kind of intimacy with any of them, for some reason. Hereditary variance, I guess. But I don't think I'd freak out if I were to find out that my cousins were doing each other. Incest porn is jokes, though.


Back to the original topic (which is cumshots and definitely not film endings), oral sex is gross as it is, exposing oneself to ejaculation is even grosser. Ew, no, I'm not gonna cum on your face/your breasts, please don't ask again.

take a guess

and wtf ew what a post you got there bud trust me there isnt any asshole you could lick that would be grosser than banging a family member but you got your shit together in that last paragraph so ill give you that




#39
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#40
I can't for the life of me figure out what is and isn't shooped in that pic.
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