#1
This is something which kinda bugs me. I know the NSA can pretty much see all my internet activity, but what I mean is, do UG work directly with them (like Google, Facebook and co. do)
#2
UG is based in Russia. They don't give shit to the NSA.
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#3
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UG is based in Russia. They don't give shit to the NSA.


Really? I honestly remember reading that the server for this site was located somewhere behind Kim Jong Un's iron curtain...
#4
National Sportsball Association?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#5
I'm not even sure what you are trying to say there. Are you saying the server is located in North Korea? Cause it isn't. And if it was, it would definitely not give your data to the N S ****ing A.
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#8
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Why the **** do people even give a shit about the NSA? THEY DON'T GIVE A FLYING **** ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING (unless you're, you know, a terrorist.)


MY FOREFATHERS DIDN'T FIGHT FOR SOME 'NSA' TO SPY ON ME IN MY OWN HOME! THIS ISN'T THE MURICA I GREW UP WITH. SO YOU CAN GIIIIIIIT OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR COMMIE 'I <3 THE NSA' PROPAGANDA!

MURICA!

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#9
Knowing that the NSA is spying on me, only increases my enjoyment of watching porn online. When I am gone I just leave my computer on some porn playlist, so that the NSA employees have a nice day at work.
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#11
Dear Illuminati,

Your appreciated mission and broad scope have impressed me, and I am highly interested in applying for any auditor roles you might currently have open. My resume will be disclosed upon your inquiry, and I may be reached via my cellphone. I hope to hear back from you soon, as the opportunity to work with you has greatly inspired me!

Sincerely,

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#13
I almost work for NSA but my work has a different vowel at the end
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#14
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#15
Information that you put on UG could be obtained from your ISP, and we know that most major ISPs in the US and its cooperating partners in espionage (UK Australia etc) are already compliant with (or subject to) NSA data collection. I'm not sure that there's anything that UG has on its Russian servers that couldn't be obtained more easily through the usual channels by an interested agency. So it probably does not matter much if UG is or is not compliant, and if anything there would be little for UG to offer that isn't already available from the wider net of ISP data collection.

In any event, if UG were cooperating with the NSA or a similar agency the first rule of such arrangements is that they cannot be discussed or acknowledged.
#16
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Information that you put on UG could be obtained from your ISP, and we know that most major ISPs in the US and its cooperating partners in espionage (UK Australia etc) are already compliant with (or subject to) NSA data collection. I'm not sure that there's anything that UG has on its Russian servers that couldn't be obtained more easily through the usual channels by an interested agency. So it probably does not matter much if UG is or is not compliant, and if anything there would be little for UG to offer that isn't already available from the wider net of ISP data collection.

In any event, if UG were cooperating with the NSA or a similar agency the first rule of such arrangements is that they cannot be discussed or acknowledged.

I am not a US citizen, so if UG were to give my data to the NSA, could I sue?
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#17
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I am not a US citizen, so if UG were to give my data to the NSA, could I sue?

Yes, but since UG is Russian, Putin would ride a bear to your house and tell you to knock that shit right off.
#18
The NSA would not be interested in your dirty dutch details

It is National Security Agency after all
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#20
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Yes, but since UG is Russian, Putin would ride a bear to your house and tell you to knock that shit right off.

But then we will just stop more of his citizens to enter the EU. Plus more economic sanctions. Russian Economy is so crap currently.
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#21
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UG is based in Russia. They don't give shit to the NSA.


The ToS however, states this:

11. CHOICE OF LAW AND CONSENT TO JURISDICTION

The Service is created, operated and controlled by Ultimate Guitar in the State of California, United States of America. The laws of the State of California will govern this Agreement without giving effect to any principles or conflicts of laws.
#22
Get wrecked, terrorists
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#23
Everyone works for the NSA. Even you.

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#24
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Sincerely,

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#25
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I am not a US citizen, so if UG were to give my data to the NSA, could I sue?

I'm not an attorney, but from what I understand you would have no recourse. You can attempt to sue for damn near anything, but in practice you have no actual rights here.

You would have to prove that such an event happened, which is essentially impossible. After that, UG's ToS allows collection of your information, and the NSA would simply claim jurisdiction or have the suit dropped for any number of reasons (if it even came to that - more likely, your case would never see a courtroom).

There is no international court that is going to take on a major US agency. The US typically chooses not to subject itself to such scrutiny and the international court system can only impose itself on countries not powerful enough to exempt themselves from its decisions. The US as a permanent security council member can simply veto any decision if it chooses, or, more likely, simply ignore the unenforceable and non-binding decisions of the court.

So yes, you could probably file some paperwork and claim you were suing the US. In reality, though, you'd have better luck suing the moon.
#26
It's a pretty dull mind that thinks the "'Murica" thing is funny after the trillionth time.
#27
I want to sue the moon
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#28
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It's a pretty dull mind that thinks the "'Murica" thing is funny after the trillionth time.


Right? And I usually see it from self-hating Americans
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#29
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But then we will just stop more of his citizens to enter the EU. Plus more economic sanctions. Russian Economy is so crap currently.

But they can afford to export shirtless Presidents. That area is booming.

Literally, because the set comes with like 100 cannons.
#30
So, tell us OP.... what kinda terrorist shit are you planning?

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#31
The only time I've ever found "MURICA" to be remotely funny was when listening to the Hello Internet podcast (CGPGrey and Brady Haran)

Especially later when I saw the fan made animation of their conversation's funniest sections.

https://youtu.be/DsbL45AdGEw
#32
It's actually NASA and yes, they sent the Pit to the moon in late 50s. They all died.
WHAT A
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NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#33
And they've been sending pit monkeys to the moon ever since that's why there is so few people now

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#34
The NSA is responsible for locking up Magneto. The government needs to leave mutants alone. #FreeLensherr
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#35
The great FotB in the sky :')
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#36
Hello yes this is the NSA, how may we help you?


WTF i didnt post that
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#37
Hello NSA, I'm a sex trafficker. What are you going to do about it?
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#39
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Hello NSA, I'm a sex trafficker. What are you going to do about it?


They're not the FBI
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