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#1
Would you get kicked in the balls if you got sucked off for it? Could even have varying scales, like. So a 1 is like a light tap that gives you discomfort, but then your knob gets slobbered on by some grim ass no teeth bogbeast grandma who smells of blue cheese. A 10 would be like, full on kicked by an athlete in pointy ass shoes but you get blown off by a perfect 10, nothing wrong with the lass and it would be the greatest blowie of all time.

So would you? What would you pick 1-10?




EDIT: You'll take no permanent damage no matter how hard you get hit. You can take the blowie whenever. You could get sucked off straight up or wait for the pain to subside, whatever. Ball's in your court. ( )
Last edited by K'Nuckles at Jun 8, 2015,
#2
shit thread **** off
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
is your balls permanent destroyed at any stage?

if not cause your balls are immune to damage in this scenario, cause I've got a good pain threshold and will take the level 10 punishment.

if your balls aren't immune to damage, I'll pass on the blowjobs entirely. unless i'm being forced, and then i'll take #1 cause head is head okay.
O.K.

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#7
EDIT: ^^ Whatever damage you may take during ball kick won't be permanent, so even if you get sledgehammered in the knob, your dick will be fully functional when the pain goes.

Also a 5 would be like, average lass and average blowie. The kick would have you on the floor like owwwwwwww man shit.

EDIT2: Up to you VV
Last edited by K'Nuckles at Jun 8, 2015,
#8
What sort of time in between the kick and the blow are we talking about here?

Because if it's like 5-10 seconds, I'd probably pass. Given a day or so, I'd probably take a 7 or 8.
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#11
well shit if there's no permanent damage I'll go for a 7 or 8
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#13
Dafuq?


seriously though, some old bird offered me a blowjob for $20 to spend on the pokies (slots) last night.

I think I would have taken a kick instead... But thankfully I could just say no.
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#15
Too old
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#17
Lmao.

Actually, I have no idea how old. But older than me. And she's always after a free ride

...

I drive a cab, and she almost never has money lol. There's a back story.
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#18
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EDIT: Shut up Evan.

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#19
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Lmao.

Actually, I have no idea how old. But older than me. And she's always after a free ride

...

I drive a cab, and she almost never has money lol. There's a back story.

Fucken Straya...
#20
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'Ken oath
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#22
ive taken so much testicular trauma in my life im almost annoyed this isnt a thing keyword almost cause bjs suck




#23
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ive taken so much testicular trauma in my life im almost annoyed this isnt a thing keyword almost cause bjs suck



That's kind of the point, amiright?
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#24
bjs are as good as the person doing them. good blowjobs are amazing, but bad ones are almost torture

I wouldn't mind getting kicked super hard if it meant getting a good blowjob by a pretty person, besides a little pain in fun every once in a while
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
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#25
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I live with, and have a fiancee. I don't need a kick in the balls for that

lol total Sampost
#27
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I'd do it on any level, anytime. Just hmu



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#28
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lol total Sampost


They are even both Sam B. Coincidence? I think not.
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#29
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I live with, and have a fiancee. I don't need a kick in the balls for that


nice humble brag
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#30
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lol total Sampost

I have no idea what this means

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nice humble brag

Wasnt meant to sound like that


#31
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I have no idea what this means


There is another, more cray cray Sam B on this forum that says stuff like that. He got engaged and then married. His wife is unattractive though but it is no surprise that he couldn't do better since he's not great catch.
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#32
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That's kind of the point, amiright?

nice
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lol total Sampost

nicer
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They are even both Sam B. Coincidence? I think not.

nicest




#33
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There is another, more cray cray Sam B on this forum that says stuff like that. He got engaged and then married. His wife is unattractive though but it is no surprise that he couldn't do better since he's not great catch.

How unattractive?
#35
no damage you say

10 all the way

pain is just fear leaving the body


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#36
I think he meant Sam's wife. That's what I meant.

Pain is bread leaving the body.
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#37
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There is another, more cray cray Sam B on this forum that says stuff like that. He got engaged and then married. His wife is unattractive though but it is no surprise that he couldn't do better since he's not great catch.

ruthless




#39
sorry
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#40
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lol, its the first image on google search


With what search term?
My God, it's full of stars!
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