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I think I might only come here when I'm drinking.|
I haven't had a serious drink in months. And right now, I'm like "screw it" and getting a little wasted at 8AM
But I work night shift, so it's basically like having a few beers at 8PM for the day shift right?

I dunno... what exactly else I was gonna type here. Ohwell.


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#2
More often than not, I'm plastered when I post here.

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#3
I don't drink much, once, maybe twice a week I'll get above tipsy.

occasionally will get completely shitfaced like last Sunday.

EDIT: ^ that explains some stuff
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#5
On the weekends when I have liquor (sometimes not even then).
I'd say I only buy a bottle every once or twice every 3 months or more.

But if you include drinks made by restaurants I'd say I have a few at least once or twice a month, depending on occasion.
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#6
Oi man it's not even my advertisment shit.

Actually that's what I was gonna say, It IS what I was listening to at the time of posting, and there doesn't appear to be anywhere else to post that kind of thing as a topic of its own so......

I'm drunk and what's it to ya?
It might be a "free" internet nobody asked you to click on the damn link.

Go cry into some custard. That'll learn ya.
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#7
I drink 1-2 liters of water a day to stay optimally hydrated
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#8
I fancy myself a beer connoisseur, and hopefully a wine connoisseur in the future.

I don't drink that much. I get pretty bad hangovers, so that naturally limits me. I also care a lot for my fitness, and that further limits my drinking.

But some days I do like to let loose

edit: I drink about a gallon of water a day, sometimes more sometimes less.
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#10
like thirty litres or something
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#11
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I fancy myself a beer connoisseur, and hopefully a wine connoisseur in the future.

I don't drink that much. I get pretty bad hangovers, so that naturally limits me. I also care a lot for my fitness, and that further limits my drinking.

But some days I do like to let loose

edit: I drink about a gallon of water a day, sometimes more sometimes less.


beer/wine connoisseurs are some of the most pretentious people I've ever met

I'm not a big fan of wine, but I do like beer, getting lectured by people on my choice of larger is hilarious. Yes I will drink Fosters, because its cold, cheap, and cheerful. I don't give a shit about your snobby £4.50 pint of magic piss

i don't like the judgey ones, or people who judge me for what i drink in general. i give 0
shits about what i'm drinking, if it tastes good and gets me drunk its a

as for alcohol, how much i drink depends on who i'm with and what i'm doing. i enjoy a beer or two with the gf every now and then on the weekends, but i haven't gotten properly drunk in ages, and i honestly doubt i will again
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beer/wine connoisseurs are some of the most pretentious people I've ever met

I'm not a big fan of wine, but I do like beer, getting lectured by people on my choice of larger is hilarious. Yes I will drink Fosters, because its cold, cheap, and cheerful. I don't give a shit about your snobby £4.50 pint of magic piss

i don't like the judgey ones, or people who judge me for what i drink in general. i give 0 shits about what i'm drinking, if it tastes good and gets me drunk its a


Cool bro

Only people who are already douchey and then who also claim to be beer/wine connoisseurs will give you a hard time for anything.

I do enjoy a good beer (no IPAs, thank you) but I also like to get balls deep into a 40 of OE.
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#13
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Cool bro

Only people who are already douchey and then who also claim to be beer/wine connoisseurs will give you a hard time for anything.

I do enjoy a good beer (no IPAs, thank you) but I also like to get balls deep into a 40 of OE.


that's true (wasnt aiming that at you btw)

beer is good, i keep meaning to try some ales and stuff at some point. i want to try brewing my own mead too
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#14
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#15
Haven't tasted an alcoholic beverage that made me want more and I don't enjoy being drunk that much anymore either, so I rarely drink.

I drink loads of coffee and water tho
#16
I drink alcohol once or twice a week (usually ale but sometimes lager)
Sometimes that feels like not enough. Other times (like tonight) it feels like too much. if I wasn't poor it would feel like not enough more often, or something.

I drink enough water every day though. And tea/coffee/hot chocolate.
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#17
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I drink 1-2 liters of water a day to stay optimally hydrated


I also drink quite a bit of water every day

As for alcohol, i've tried it once in my entire life. No desire to drink.
#20
Depends on the party and what I feel like drinking :p
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#23
It's very, very rare that I drink. I had a few beers at a wedding reception last week. I've been to three parties where alcohol was served so far since I've been out of school, but I didn't drink.

If I decide to have a drink, I'll just have a few to get a buzz. I haven't been drunk in years. I just don't like the taste, I'm not crazy about how it makes you feel, and I'm allergic to alcohol.
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I think I might only come here when I'm drinking.|
I haven't had a serious drink in months. And right now, I'm like "screw it" and getting a little wasted at 8AM
But I work night shift, so it's basically like having a few beers at 8PM for the day shift right?

I dunno... what exactly else I was gonna type here. Ohwell.


https://magentavoyeur.bandcamp.com/

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#24
I don't drink as much anymore, even now that I turned 21. I should use this opportunity though to try some obscure hipster beers that beer snobs rave about.
#25
I usually just drink soda, but I've been trying really hard to stick to just drinking water. It feels impossible for me to drink a lot of water.
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#28
I usually drink a six pack or so around once a week. I like good dark beers, but I do drink cheaper beers as well as long as they're not like natural ice or something equally horrible.
#29
I'm a ****face hipster who drinks maybe a six pack a week of various craft beers. Prefer stouts, reds sometimes IPAs. Don't care much for hard alcohol except for certain rums
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#31
5-6 glasses of water a day
2-3 cups of tea
1 coffee a month
2-3 alcoholic beverages a month
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#33
I'm UG's champion drinker.

But it's not a competition. I'm always for more drinking buddies.

I'm working for a few hours still, so I'll be sober until then.

I often work overnight shifts, so I do the early morning drinking thing too. It's classy.
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#36
*whisper* it's "1 bourbon, 1scotch..."
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#37
when i start drinking its a pretty big struggle to resist the urge to keep drinking until i can barely walk or im out of alcohol. so i tend to limit myself when i buy alcohol and that is also why i enjoy going out for a pint or two (because its so expensive my cheapness overrides my alcoholic star bloodlines).
#38
I'm not allowed to drink anymore.
My doctor says morphine and alcohol don't mix.
And given that I know someone who's cousin died recently from a mixture of vodka and morphine, I think alcohol is off of my menu.

I was a Rum and Coke guy.
#39
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I was a Rum and Coke guy.

I guess it's not terrible giving up something you sucked at to begin with.
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#40
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I'm not allowed to drink anymore.
My doctor says morphine and alcohol don't mix.
And given that I know someone who's cousin died recently from a mixture of vodka and morphine, I think alcohol is off of my menu.

I was a Rum and Coke guy.

On the other hand, you're on morphine. On the other other hand, you had to be prescribed morphine. On the other other other hand, you're on morphine. Why have you got so many hands?
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