Poll: Are you stronger than your dad?
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View poll results: Are you stronger than your dad?
Yes
23 37%
No
40 63%
Voters: 63.
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#1
Well? Are you?

Do you even care if you are?

Does the feeling of being able to overpower the man you've looked up to all these years and who raised you give you some sort of weird feeling of satisfaction?

I am not stronger than my dad. Almost, but not quite.

I am sorry if you never knew your own father and/or had a shitty relationship with him.
#2
God no. Maybe if three of me ganged up on my dad with baseball bats I'd collectively win.
#3
I never knew my father.

Not until he cut my hand off, anyway. Kind of shitty introduction, really.
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#4
My character in runescape has 99 strength and his only has 38 so I'm pretty sure that answers that
It's over simplified, So what!

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#5
My dad is easily stronger than me. But I'm skinny and he's average so I'm clearly at a disadvantage there.
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#6
No i am stronger than him, mostly from his aging and not mine, and that disturbs me now
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#9
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Does the feeling of being able to overpower the man you've looked up to all these years and who raised you give you some sort of weird feeling of satisfaction?





And no. His body is broken from working his whole life, but he could still kick my ass at his age
#13
hes way bigger & stronger than me but i can take him in a fight

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#14
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hes way bigger than me but i can take him

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#17
I realised I was for the first time earlier this year. It was quite depressing actually. I'm not particularly massive, he's just getting old.
#21
My dad turned 68 yesterday and had a heart attack 2 years ago.

No, he is much, much weaker than I am.

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#22
his bigger than me
i'm small
he runs marathons
there is no escape
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#23
We're close, but that's when his old man strength makes him stronger. The few times we fought, I was immediately like, he better not punch me or I'm gonna get ****ed up.
#24
He goes to the gym 2 or 3 times throughout the week while I sit on my skinny arse doing the occasional pull up
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#25
yes I am, but my mother's feminist nagging over the years has meant that it's nbd to either of us.
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#29
I guess many of our fathers probably did construction. Mine is easily stronger than I am. But yeah, mine has been doing hard labour for like 40 years- its pretty much no contest because he has no serious physical problems today at the age of 60.

I can math/science circles around him though- I feel pretty good about that. We make a good team because of our differing skill sets tbh.
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#30
Nah he's probably got that ghost strength now.
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#31
My biological father? Sure, he's too weak from all the drugs he does.

My stepfather? Fuuuuuck no He works in construction, he's built like a damn gorilla.

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I guess many of our fathers probably did construction. Mine is easily stronger than I am. But yeah, mine has been doing hard labour for like 40 years- its pretty much no contest because he has no serious physical problems today at the age of 60.

I can math/science circles around him though- I feel pretty good about that. We make a good team because of our differing skill sets tbh.


I can do science better that my stepfather and I can do advanced math better too, but quick math problems my stepfather is a god damned beast. Also he has his history down pat. I guess most of the older generation did do construction and hard labour, that's all my stepfather has done and he's seriously tough, a beer belly like no other but hands like fucking hammers.

Also, he grew up int he ghettoest of ghettos stealing food and fighting street fights and shit, he's actually quite scary sometimes lol
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#32
^Nice. These old guys are actually pretty hardcore! They really don't mess around.

I have a friend who had a grandfather who was actually a strategy guy (there's a word for that) in WW2. Legend has it that he only beat his grandfather at chess when he was too ill to play properly. My friend actually was quite into chess, so its not like he was some noob getting his ass handed to him for not knowing how to play.

I practiced mental math a LOT in my teens though, so I have a really good memory for numbers and can do the calculations quite fast- in hexadecimal too. Comes in handy many times in everyday life actually, so its a pretty rewarding hobby.

My dad has a much better work ethic than I do though, so that pretty much trumps that...

It seems that offloading all that physical work to the brain is the trend these days- for better or worse.
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#33
My dad's body is fairly worn out from doing pretty intensive work for some years, mostly his back really. But he has a crazy amount of strength in his arms and hands, so I'm sure he would wreck me hard. But that's mostly because I'm a lanky, pussy-ass mother****er.
#35
I think so. Don't really know my dad but I've met him and he's a tall skinny dude. I'm tall and bulky.
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#37
I don't really know. I think I'm a bit stronger, but only a bit. I'd say mostly even.
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#38
My dad is dead.
So unless Ray Harryhausen gets involved, yes.

As for my biological father (i'm adopted), never met him so I dunno.
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#40
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