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#1
Who here likes to dabble in the art of gambling? I'm not a big big gambler, but I do enjoy playing blackjack and poker. Me and a few buds will get together and play poker for like $20, no big deal.

poker is fun and makes me feel like James Bond
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#2
I dislike gambling my money.


Poker and blackjack are cool to play though.
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#3
Do slots count as gambling?
If they do, I've gambled some.
One time I turned $1 into $80.

If just the cards, I never really picked up on poker and have never tried playing blackjack at the tables, but I do enjoy the game.
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#4
Blackjack is basically stupid people tax


Used to slay in Bovada in college though, I need to start doing that again later in the year
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#5
nah like Žižek said, we slovenes are misers

if i have to spend money im sure as hell not gonna throw it down the drain in a casino
#7
When I end up at a casino I head straight to the buffet. Ain't no gamble there...more like a guarantee for all you can eat snow crab legs and steaks

I rather lose my money through the stock market.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#8
for $20 sure. you need some stakes for the banter to flow
i don't know why i feel so dry
#9
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if its TX holdem, *signs up*
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#10
UG should have a sick poker sess
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#11
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#12
my dad wins a lot on football bets, but i dont do it as i dont have any income atm

i think hes stopped now too cos of shit going on with family
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#14
Other than the occasional "I'll bet you x amount of money that y," I don't gamble. I don't even know how to play poker.
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#15
I like it but don't do it often because I don't have the money. Poker, blackjack, sports betting are all fun. Craps is all right but a bit boring. Slots are completely stupid and I don't get why people play them.
#16
Me and friends used to play poker like every weekend in high school. Now we rarely get together but it's still a good time. I used to go to casino a lot for poker but then I realized that's probably not the best idea
#19
sometimes I play texas hold em with myself and I end up having no chips in the end. I never seem to win
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#20
also someone needs ot pull the Mitchel and Webb Look of casino royale. I can't seem to find it
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it's all coming back

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#22
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#23
tbf stop making up words like bagacarrot
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#24
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#25
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Swing and a miss. He played baccarat in the book(as has been) and original movie.

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#27
Occasionally with a group of friends we might all put in 5 to 20 bucks and play texas holdem (a pretty rare occurrence now) but other than that I don't like gambling. I've only been to a casino once and absolutely hated it.
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I like it but don't do it often because I don't have the money. Poker, blackjack, sports betting are all fun. Craps is all right but a bit boring. Slots are completely stupid and I don't get why people play them.

The old people are trying to run out the clock on the rest of their miserable lives...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#30
meh, I never enjoyed it but I know a lot of people who do.
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#31
I've gone gambling twice for a net profit of about 80 bucks. I'm going to take my winnings and never go back
#32
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UG should have a sick poker sess



if someone could be asked setting this up this could be cool.

not playing for actual money though so the kids can play and avoid the few butthurt people that would prob take any loss out on the site.


winner would get something cool from me.
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#33
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if someone could be asked setting this up this could be cool.

not playing for actual money though so the kids can play and avoid the few butthurt people that would prob take any loss out on the site.


winner would get something cool from me.

No one wants your dick pics okay?
#34
We used to have a poker thing on some website, I remember. I played once and lost immediately cos I don't know poker.
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#35
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meh, I never enjoyed it but I know a lot of people who do.

I'll bet you do, heya heya heya ho.
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#36
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No one wants your dick pics okay?



"pics"


what kind of scummy cheapskate do you take me for.


I'm talking at least a dildo cast in your choice of material.
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#38
Don't really gamble much, tbh.

Have a friend who works at a casino(used to be a croupier, but works in the offices now); says you should set an amount you're willing to lose when you go in, and leave when you hit it.
#39
Gambling is well, a gamble. That's why I set aside money that i know I don't need and it won't suck if i lose.
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#40
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"pics"


what kind of scummy cheapskate do you take me for.


I'm talking at least a dildo cast in your choice of material.

This sounds like fun now
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