#3
nah just tennessee




#5
What the hell is going on with those first 5 comments tho?
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
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What the hell is going on with those first 5 comments tho?


Reading those hurt my head. So much stupid. I get enough of that from this place.
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#7
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What the hell is going on with those first 5 comments tho?

I'm pretty sure the pit is one of the last vestiges of even remote common sense and intelligence left on the internet.
A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
#8
OUTLAW COUNTRY
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#9
Dude sounds like a piece of shit to be honest. His punishment didn't fit his crimes, but he chose to shoot first if that report is correct, so...
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#10
He should probably have just gone to court. Would have been easier for everybody concerned.
I have nothing important to say
#12
Did you read the story? He shot the first shot,injuring the bounty hunter. Do you expect him or anyone else to just keep getting shot and die rather than respond, shooting back? Yes, when you shoot people, you put your own life in danger. For a thinking person, that is known common sense.


Can't tell if facts about crime or Star Wars argument
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#13
had he survived, he would've created the greatest country song ever

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#15
Last week tonight like just did a thing on this.
Can't link it due to fkin geoblocking
#16
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
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I put the blanket over me and make my knees into a 'tent' so he couldn't see my boner. I jizzed while he gave me a lecture on using coasters.


BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#18
also, shoot and shute
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#19


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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#20
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Being shot by a bounty hunter is a pretty badass way to go really

I'm inclined to agree that it definitely sounds cool.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#21
Dude seems like a badaas, way to go out, guns blazing.
Some have friends....

... others have guitars....


Hey, it's uhh... 4:20....

Thought you'd like to know is all.


I am not here to make you laugh, I'm here to make you horny.
#22
It's one of the better fullers and I have woken up next to bottles of it from time to time.




prefer it much more than the standard london pride.
O.K.

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~ Bill Watterson


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#23
Okay, realtalk. That looks ****ing tasty.
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#24
i dont know what yanks were doing at the time but we should really be prepping for the revolutions of 1848 cuz shits about to get real

also we should do a pan-slavic congress in prague, all 1 of us

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It's one of the better fullers and I have woken up next to bottles of it from time to time.

prefer it much more than the standard london pride.

huu, excellent beer
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#25
In 1845, us yanks were all bout dat manifest destiny n shit. We annexed Texas in that year, and were soon to discover gold in dem hills o' California.

Go west, young man, go west, n stuff
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#27
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And on that note, we've posted a country-tinged song in a thread that originated around the death of an unrelated country vocalist.
We've come full circle. That's a wrap.
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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#28
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aahhhhhhhh I forgot this stupid song existed

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#29
I'm pretty sure this is all just staged so he can write the perfect Folk song about it