I would put them in your soup so your soup is ruined
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I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
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If you are white, you are scum.
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glad i was unbanned in time for this quality thread.

we look out for our own
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
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nothing, I would just braid them into a rope used for stringling pun makers to death

Probably a house, pay off my student loans and then divvy the rest up into mutual funds, CDs, TIPS, Roth IRA, savings accounts, etc.

This is all assuming that doll hair becomes a very desirable resource after the next stock market crash. I imagine it will.
I'll make ukulele strings out of them.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
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glad i was unbanned in time for this quality thread.

Ayee the racist is back, how's your racist Youtube comment spree been going .
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Guys, you heard Mr. Sacamano. No fun until racism is over.
I'll wonder where all of these sad bald dolls are.

But then realize they're probably making a but of sick cancer kids feel a little better.

Then I'll remember sick cancer kids and be sad again.
I'd make doll wigs and sell them because apparently that is a thing
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Void is a wanker that's why

buy a nice house and kjust live chill on some easy low paid job/volunteer and rent half the house out.]

oh wait that is doll hairs.

if i cannot seel them to mattell or something and they are worthless, I'd just throw them in the bin

maybe call up the recycling place to see if they will take that plastic first.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson

Glue to them to my chest and wear wife beaters so women are attracted to my manliness.
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.