#2
Ariel gets me chubbed up
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#3
Quote by Cardbored
Ariel gets me chubbed up

I can't wait for her to fart eggs out of her cloaca so I can rub one out over them.
#4
I was gonna make a smart joke about 'proofs' and maths and stuff stuff but i'm not very clever
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#5
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#7
gotta clarify, are these the nice mermaids (pretty much nonexistent except for disney) or the mean mermaids (literally everywhere else)
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#8
I won't slave for beggars pay, likewise gold and jewels. But I would slave to learn the way, to sink your ship of fools.
#14
Oops. I forgot there were boobies in that. My bad.
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#15
I didn't even realise
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#16
I can't tell if you're joking or just really really stupid.
- Gibson SG 1961 Re-issue
- Fender Stratocaster
- Egnater Rebel-30
- Dunlop Crybaby Classic Wah Pedal
#17
damn you Jmoarguitar beat me to it
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#18
Ermagerd mermalerds!

I'm enamored.

Quote by wafflesyrup
I'm a mermaid. Watch me swim and do mermaid drugs.

Do you smoke seaweed?

(all credit to flight of the conchords for that joke)
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#19
Quote by snipelfritz
Ermagerd mermalerds!

I'm enamored.


Do you smoke seaweed?

(all credit to flight of the conchords for that joke)


All day, every day. Love the conchords.