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#1
i just had my first experience with drunk people
at my friends grad party after party thing
i didn't drink but i kinda wish i did because i've never been drunk or legitimately drank alcohol
drunk people are scary tho like they were all over each other and shit like jfc
and this chick who was in my class in like 4th grade and i've never really known since then i now know what she's like drunk and i don't think i ever really wanted to know what she was like drunk as ****
then my best friend tried to forcefeed me smirnoff or something and hugged me repeatedly and thought i was her brother

is this what adult people do in their free time this was terrifying
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#3
Sometimes I enjoy being the only sober one around drunk people. It can be amusing watching people make total idiots out of themselves.

Don't be a brony though, just have a drink with them. I think you'll be surprised at how much you enjoy yourself. No need to be so critical of your friends being stupid when they're drunk, because when you get drunk the first time you'll probably be worse than all of them.
#4
You sound like a wet blanket.
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#5
No one can tell when I'm drunk in person.
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#7
drunk people are like the least scary kind of people as long as their not diving in front of cars
#8
People who are sober when you're drunk and angry drunk people are the worst, but apart from that I disagree
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#9
It's fun, cantibaby, why don't you join us?

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#11
calm down, you sound like an 13 yo anime girl.

and brotip, dont be sober in a drunk crowd, it might be just as annoying for them as it is for you
#12
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You sound like a wet blanket.

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#13
I came in here expecting to read about how you were walking home and a group of drunk dudes grabbed your nutsack or something actually terrifying.

I am gravely disappointed.
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#14
Wet blankets aren't nice, minter, you sillym'n.
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#15
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I came in here expecting to read about how you were walking home and a group of drunk dudes grabbed your nutsack or something actually terrifying.

I am gravely disappointed.

That sounds more erotic than terrifying
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#16
Drunk people are annoying when sober and sober people are annoying when drunk. No need to get white girl wasted, but have a little bit to drink next time so it won't be so awkward. Nothing is fun about going to a party sober.
#17
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That sounds more erotic than terrifying

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#18
Drunk people are annoying

But they're only scary if they're violent

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#19
I get what ur sayin. As someone hu never drank/went to parties until I was 17, its weird seeing all these people that u know acting out. But ur right, u probably should have had a drink, cause its Never really fun being the lonely sober guy at the party, and its way better when you're all having a good time. Dont have to get wasted, tipsy is a happy medium

edit: pretty much wat metallica said
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#21
like other people have said it's not fun being sober around drunk people, just have a few drinks next time and it should be slightly more bearable
#22
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#23
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drunk people are like the least scary kind of people as long as their not diving in front of cars


Or driving cars
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#24
Look at you all, supporting underage drinking. You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

Honestly though, a legal drinking age probably doesn't accomplish too much more. Shouldn't be able to drink alcohol until you're paying your own bills if ask me.

Lose your job? Moving back in with the folks? Alcohol privileges revoked. Damn.
#25
I want to party with canti some time.
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#26
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I want to party with canti some time.



I do not.
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#27
Dawwww, you're not being fun. :c

I wanna get drunk and cuddle all platonic-like with that squiddydoo
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#29
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Dawwww, you're not being fun. :c

I wanna get drunk and cuddle all platonic-like with that squiddydoo



ya that's fine but he's sitting there sober and uncomfortable and weird and will probably bitchmoan about you later on tumblr/ug/facebook/etc.
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#30
Plus if he did get drunk he'd start crying about pit bulls or something.
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#31
CaptainCanti, the guy who once had a my little pony avatar

#brony#neverforget
#32
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but I mean that in the same way one might say stepping in cat poop is better than stepping in dog poop.
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#33
Worked at a convenience store/gas station near some banquet halls for rent. Lots of drunks were coming in at night from these places, usually drunken yobs are shit like that.

It was a nerve wrecking experience. Not knowing what kind of drunk asshole can show up next. Good thing the protocol was to actually lock up the store and only be active through a small reception window near the counter.

I was still scared, I honestly thought about acquiring some sort of self defense equipment like a taser or some mace.
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#34
Really? When I was working at a gas station, I LOVED the drunks. They always came up with the most hilarious stuff.

Like that one guy who stumbled through the store for some time while his friends bought something and when they left he yelled "Goodbye Mr. Gas Station!" xD
#35
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Really? When I was working at a gas station, I LOVED the drunks. They always came up with the most hilarious stuff.

Like that one guy who stumbled through the store for some time while his friends bought something and when they left he yelled "Goodbye Mr. Gas Station!" xD


I've worked with drunk people, but he's in Israel.. I wouldn't want to work in a gas station in Israel
#36
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Really? When I was working at a gas station, I LOVED the drunks. They always came up with the most hilarious stuff.

Like that one guy who stumbled through the store for some time while his friends bought something and when they left he yelled "Goodbye Mr. Gas Station!" xD

All depends on the drunks.

Happy drunks are great, angry drunks can go die in a fire.
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#37
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All depends on the drunks.

Happy drunks are great, angry drunks can go die in a fire.


Exactly, sadly drunken yobs fall into the later category.
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#38
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Sometimes I enjoy being the only sober one around drunk people. It can be amusing watching people make total idiots out of themselves.

this is true, I've managed to swindle people out of shit like sunglasses and jackets while gambling with them. Always returned though
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Don't be a brony though, just have a drink with them. I think you'll be surprised at how much you enjoy yourself. No need to be so critical of your friends being stupid when they're drunk, because when you get drunk the first time you'll probably be worse than all of them.

can confirm, first time I was drunk around my good friends I went absolutely ballistic and hugged everyone I could get close to.

I'm not good on vodka and white spirits though, prepare to be fought.
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#39
My neighbor is one of those alcoholics that drink when they're depressed and end up getting angry and yelling at people constantly. I'm guessing that's what most people see as "scary" drunks but those types just piss me off. If you're gonna drink have fun with it instead of drinking and getting moody every time you have a problem.
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#40
Drunk people are either ****ing annoying or absurdly funny.
Don't drink if you don't want to. Drink if you want to, just don't be a dumb ass.
If you're too young don't drink, or at least don't get caught.
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