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I know a girl and her parents are from Transylvania, descended from gypsies. She is kind of cute, but she always has bad haircuts and lost a bunch of weight (she was at a normal weight before but now she is probably unhealthy) so she is not as cute as she used to be. She is very sweet and supportive of everything I do and is turned on by the idea of me eating her.

I also had a teacher whose parents were Transylvanian gypsies. She was like 60 but listened to metal (and Michael Jackson). She was married to the guitar tech from a local music store. She used to tell us stories about traveling to Europe and being discriminated against because of her Romani heritage.

Does anyone else have any stories about Transylvanian people?
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She is very sweet and supportive of everything I do and is turned on by the idea of me eating her.



wat
#3
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wat


Like the opposite of you.
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#5
best eyes ive ever seen were on a romanian girl xoxoxoxo




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best eyes ive ever seen were on a romanian girl xoxoxoxo


nice
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#8
i have also illegally crossed the border from Bulgaria to Romania, and came back unnoticed as well
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
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#12
There were some gypsies near my house once.

They were arseholes.
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She is very sweet and supportive of everything I do and is turned on by the idea of me eating her.


Just to make sure we're on the same page here, she wants you to eat her out right? As in mouth/tongue to eager vagina and not chopping her up with a cleaver and feasting on her flesh.
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Just to make sure we're on the same page here, she wants you to eat her out right? As in mouth/tongue to eager vagina and not chopping her up with a cleaver and feasting on her flesh.


guess
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Just to make sure we're on the same page here, she wants you to eat her out right? As in mouth/tongue to eager vagina and not chopping her up with a cleaver and feasting on her flesh.

heh heh, are you in for a surprise.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
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Just to make sure we're on the same page here, she wants you to eat her out right? As in mouth/tongue to eager vagina and not chopping her up with a cleaver and feasting on her flesh.

Neither. I'm pretty sure theogonia777 is more into the idea of eating women whole.
#18
If she is really thin and Transylvanian, then she is definitely probably a Vampire.

Don't eat her, because you shouldn't eat Vampires.
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Just to make sure we're on the same page here, she wants you to eat her out right? As in mouth/tongue to eager vagina and not chopping her up with a cleaver and feasting on her flesh.


That's really gross.
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Just to make sure we're on the same page here, she wants you to eat her out right? As in mouth/tongue to eager vagina and not chopping her up with a cleaver and feasting on her flesh.

#21
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

thought that said horse eating cats
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one might say it is an eager beaver
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
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one might say it is an eager beaver



Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.


interesting...
#25
what, like Romanian people? I play basketball with one, one time he whispered 'alright nigga' just loud enough for a black guy to hear and he hasn't been to any games since
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ITT: Lots of folks that think that Romani and Romanian are interchangeable.
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#27
I know a Romanian girl. She's cute but her ROTC uniform makes her look kinda lesbo.
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#28
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ITT: Lots of folks that think that Romani and Romanian are interchangeable.

I know they aren't but I'm not really sure what OP's asking.
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I know they aren't but I'm not really sure what OP's asking.


I'm asking about people from Transylvania specifically.
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.



im going to vomit now
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im going to vomit now


Really dude? I can spank it to that.
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.


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one might say it is an eager beaver
#33
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im going to vomit now


Wat
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.



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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#35
Likely she's a vampire. I suggest you should throw some holy water on her and find out.
#36
So Theo, what are you going to do?

As for the question I met a Romanian guy from Transylvania early in the Uni year.

He came up to me in one of the student bars asking me about my locks. He told me he wanted some himself and we had a nice little conversation about how to look after locks etc.

I don't think he was of Romani traveler descent though.

He is also a chain smoker if that means anything

Around here we have a lot of Irish travelers and they're difficult people to reason with because they play the discrimination card every time they get blamed for something (often times they're actually at fault)
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So Theo, what are you going to do?


Eat her obviously.
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just ****ing tell us if you mean cannibalism or cunnilingus already

A little from column A, a little from column B.
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just ****ing tell us if you mean cannibalism or cunnilingus already


It's more A technically but I wouldn't refer to it as such.
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