Poll: Japan is
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View poll results: Japan is
great, because I'm a virgin weeaboo pillow-****ing dork
11 17%
awful because I'm a level-headed human being
12 19%
okay because I am neutral about the country and not upset like stewieswan
26 41%
what kind of name is "StewieSwan" anyway? lmao.
8 13%
lmao.
7 11%
Voters: 63.
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#1
my first thought is, "but is it really a girl"


No wonder birth/sex rates are so low there
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December 14, 2017
#3
But Stewie I have never been to Japan how am I supposed to answer this poll

I would love to go to Tokyo though.
My God, it's full of stars!
#5
Transphobic shitlord.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#6
I've never met someone doing Japanese studies who wasn't a massive weirdo. the whole culture does seem terrible to me but I can see how it would appeal to some (again, massive weirdos)
#7
Quote by ErikLensherr
Transphobic shitlord.



I just gotta have a scabbard yuno
Quote by CaptainCanti
it wouldn't surprise me if UG goes down within the next couple months, along with other privately owned sites


December 14, 2017
#8
Quote by genghisgandhi
I've never met someone doing Japanese studies who wasn't a massive weirdo. the whole culture does seem terrible to me but I can see how it would appeal to some (again, massive weirdos)



ikr even their toilets are weird
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#9
If she's among friends, would you be able to pick her out of the crowd?
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#10
Quote by Dreadnought
But Stewie I have never been to Japan how am I supposed to answer this poll

I would love to go to Tokyo though.



You don't have to taste shit to know that it stinks
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it wouldn't surprise me if UG goes down within the next couple months, along with other privately owned sites


December 14, 2017
#13
Quote by StewieSwan
You don't have to taste shit to know that it stinks


You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
My God, it's full of stars!
#14
I entice her into my windowless van.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#15
I feel kind of bad for Japan. Like, I'm sure some people go there just because they think watching tons of anime and liking sushi means they like Japan and go there just because of that. It's pretty disrespectful to the culture.

That being said, you can't be a pillow****er AND a virgin. C'mon Stewie, this is elementary.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
Pretty sure youre confusing Japan and Thailand
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#18
When I see a cute Japanese girl my first thought is, I'd smash .
Quote by MeTallIcA313
Guys, you heard Mr. Sacamano. No fun until racism is over.
#20
Quote by bdof
Asian guys do make the cutest trannies.

Hint hint, chrismendiola.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#21
> shits on entire culture
> says it's because the folks are too androgynous
> deems anyone who enjoys culture mentally unstable


c'mon Stew you are more creative than this, really
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& alaskan_ninja

#22
stewie is jealous that no one wants to weab about his culture.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#23
Quote by Baby Joel
ok

Yeah.
Quote by ErikLensherr
Hint hint, chrismendiola.

Damn.
Quote by vintage x metal
> shits on entire culture
> says it's because the folks are too androgynous
> deems anyone who enjoys culture mentally unstable

Yeah.
Quote by vintage x metal
c'mon Stew you are more creative than this, really

Nah.
#25
Idk it's pretty cool when people are genuinely interested in other cultures instead of living in a little bubble and making dumb generalizations about everything
cat
#26
in before that weird 14yo comes in here to post pics of japanese feet




#27
Quote by guitarxo
Idk it's pretty cool when people are genuinely interested in other cultures instead of living in a little bubble and making dumb generalizations about everything

Yes, but a very vocal section of the internet's Japan fan club are ONLY interested in the used panty vending machines and tentacle porn.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#28
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Yes, but a very vocal section of the internet's Japan fan club are ONLY interested in the used panty vending machines and tentacle porn.


I don't care if people are only interested in segments of culture like that. It's when they generalize the entire culture as being all about those things that I find stupid and annoying

I know some people say it in jest but an alarming number of people are serious
cat
#29
You mean like all the 'Irish Americans' who suddenly come out of the woodwork in mid March?
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#30
I can't be the only one interested in Tokyo night life. All the neon, color combinations, international people, modern/chic architecture, Japanese whiskey, etc
My God, it's full of stars!
#31
Quote by Dreadnought
I can't be the only one interested in Tokyo night life. All the neon, color combinations, international people, modern/chic architecture, Japanese whiskey, etc

aesthetically it is pretty cool. go deeper though and...ew
#32
Quote by genghisgandhi
aesthetically it is pretty cool. go deeper though and...ew


Well that's all night life though. Just a bunch of trash. Can sometimes be pretty cool though.
My God, it's full of stars!
#33
The nightlife and hiking up Mt. Fuji hmu
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#34
Quote by ErikLensherr
The nightlife and hiking up Mt. Fuji hmu


huu I'd like to do that
My God, it's full of stars!
#35
Quote by Dreadnought
I can't be the only one interested in Tokyo night life. All the neon, color combinations, international people, modern/chic architecture, Japanese whiskey, etc

These are all the reasons for me to go back to Japan in general. You forgot to mention food though
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#36
according to my family over there and siblings/parents who've visited them, tokyo is cool to visit just the once for all the crazy stuff over a day or two. after that pretty much anywhere else in the country is better.

my family there mostly live in kyoto (may make them biased against toyko) which sounds much more appealing place to me. I think living in london makes going to visit another big city on a holiday a bit dull in my eyes.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#37
Quote by Cardbored
These are all the reasons for me to go back to Japan in general. You forgot to mention food though


Ohhh good point, and that's a really important one for me
My God, it's full of stars!
#40
Quote by Weaponized
When I see a cute japanese girl I think I bet Rivers Cuomo wishes he was here

But he's stuck with the sumo wrestlers and his hash pipe.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
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