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#1
You're on Death Row and they've asked you what you'd like for your last meal. What would it be? What sort of pasta would use to soak all your tears?

I, for one, would have your dad's vagina.
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#2
I was gonna say your mum.
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#3
How could you even eat? Ughh the death..
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#5
My father's heart
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#6
I'd go through a whole bag of warheads
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#7
We've had this thread before. My last answer was drink myself to death.
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#14
If this is my last meal, I'm going to milk it as long as possible.

Attack guard, use him as a body shield. Get his truncheon and leng down proper like.start eating the guards.

Release all of the prisoners

eat all of them

go into society

eat everyone

win

it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#15
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I was gonna say your mum.

no stupid cannibalism is how you got on death row on the first place
#16
Just give me some BBQ ribs and I'd die happy.
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#18
the olive thing
w/ the olive tree thing
w/ the peace ting
i don't know why i feel so dry
#20
quarter pounder from mcdonalds with a large fries and large coke

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#21
the creamiest mac & cheese WITHOUT breadcrumbs. toss in some mushrooms too.

truffle fries

bbq ribs

pancakes, waffles, dutch babies

and an avocado bacon burger

and an oatmeal stout

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the creamiest mac & cheese WITHOUT breadcrumbs. toss in some mushrooms too.

truffle fries

bbq ribs

pancakes, waffles, dutch babies

and an avocado bacon burger

and an oatmeal stout

That's at least four meals you've listed.

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the creamiest mac & cheese WITHOUT breadcrumbs. toss in some mushrooms too.

truffle fries

bbq ribs

pancakes, waffles, dutch babies

and an avocado bacon burger

and an oatmeal stout



do you really want to spend your last hours having relentless diarrhea?
#27
Goddamn it would be a MAYHEM...

dry aged grass fed ribeye medium rare, garlic butter mash potatoes, irish sausages grilled to perfection, cauliflower & asparagus, POPEYES...nuff said, dry rub ribs, pasta carbonara (flown in from ETTO), beef noodle soup from my local fav noodle joint, mushroom risotto with truffles, pork & chive dumplings, and many many others I'm forgetting.

As long as I die of a heart attack right there and then

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#28
I'd have like every meal I like, like red beans and rice with a side of beef tips and rice with a side of a pulled pork sandwich with a side of spaghetti with a side of chili, etc
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#29
lol death row

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#31
Probably a 30 inch triple deck pizza.

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#32
poutine stuffing from a turkey dinner chocolate cheesecake and nanaimo bars

but i wouldnt be on death row because im not a goon + and i dont live in a goon country
#34
1 M&M. Blue is my most favorite flavor.
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the olive thing
w/ the olive tree thing
w/ the peace ting


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Feguer

"For his last meal, Feguer requested a single olive with the pit still in it.[2]"

from [2]:

"Feguer had asked only for an olive at his last meal. He wanted the pit still in it -- hoping, he told guards, that an olive tree would one day sprout from his grave as a sign of peace."

etc,
i don't know why i feel so dry
#36
nothing.


part due to indecision about the best choice, part so I can be all like "**** your system"
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#37
I'd ask for the still beating hearts of my enemies.
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#38
5 cans of refried beans and as many laxatives that I can get to wash down with some prune juice.

I'll give them a mess to remember me by
#40
A big mac, a poutine and ice cream cake.


Or a lobster roll maybe.
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