#2
my dad
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#5
Quote by EndTheRapture51




dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
I was looking for stuff on Randy's baseball fights gag from South Park and I found this:

#11
jesus
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#14
me, you nerd.
VHT Special 6 ultra
TC HOF Reverb
Line 6 DL4
EHX OD Glove
Fender standard Tele
Ibanez Rga121
Taylor GA 214E
#15
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#18
Tom from Tom and Jerry.
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#19
Quote by The_Blode
Favourite bully...where do I begin. My boss bullies me...My customers bully me...My brothers hate me...My dad bullies me...some people from the pit bully me...My partner bullies even though I should be able to control that but I'm powerless to stop it. I get bullied by young teens at the bus stop who know not what they do. Music helps a lot...I can stare at the floor and listen to Slipknot to block the bullies out.

oh man, I didn't mean to bring stuff up hope you're ok
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#20
Quote by The_Blode
Favourite bully...where do I begin. My boss bullies me...My customers bully me...My brothers hate me...My dad bullies me...some people from the pit bully me...My partner bullies even though I should be able to control that but I'm powerless to stop it. I get bullied by young teens at the bus stop who know not what they do. Music helps a lot...I can stare at the floor and listen to Slipknot to block the bullies out.


You're a walking ****ing cliche. And a pussy. SWIRLY TIME BICH
Quote by Overlord
It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
#22
Quote by Cardbored
Tom from Tom and Jerry.

Jerry's usually the one starting shit though.
#23
Quote by Carnivean
You're a walking ****ing cliche. And a pussy. SWIRLY TIME BICH

this is rude
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#24
Quote by Baby Joel
this is rude


You want one too, geek?!
Quote by Overlord
It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
#26
Quote by MeTallIcA313
Jerry's usually the one starting shit though.

That's mostly Tom being an obnoxious **** in the first place or him bullying someone else. I guess they can both be bullies then.
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#27
Jerry's clearly the instigator and the asshole in the relationship.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#28
Quote by Carnivean
You want one too, geek?!

i don't have long enough hair
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence