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You get a phone call from a member of the pit. Who is it and what do they say?

Xiaoxi calls me up and says one word: Libtard.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#2
I mean, I've posted my number before one drunken night and the next morning all I had was one text message saying "Just wanted to say I'm a huge fan of The Joshua Garcias" so....
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
Quote by chrismendiola
It's Nero Galon and he says: "Wag'waan, mon?"



Oooo you sneaky mofo
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#5
I probably talk to Joshua Garcia the most on here so I'd imagine it might be him
e-married to Jack (bladez)
#7
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I probably talk to Joshua Garcia the most on here so I'd imagine it might be him
Something about cupcakes and rum and work and such.

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Joshua Garcia calls me and asks me for dem digits gurl
Ey bay BAAAAAY
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jun 18, 2015,
#8
Probably ErikLensherr going on about how I can't get to Texas or some shit.
A poem.
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#9
Joshua Garcia calls all of us up just to say Joshua Garcia and then hangs up.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#11
Quote by chrismendiola
It's Nero Galon and he says: "Wag'waan, mon?"


irie




#13
Quote by Nero Galon
Joshua Garcia calls all of us up just to say Joshua Garcia and then hangs up.
Please. As ironically egotistical as I am, I'm not THAT bad.


I'd probably just rub my penis up and down the phone for a while then hang up.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jun 18, 2015,
#14
wait is this things you want to hear or things you think you'd hear?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#15
Quote by Andrea55
Joshua Garcia calls me and asks me for dem digits gurl

He's gonna call you to ask for your number?
Free Ali
Free Lard
#16
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
Ron666 and he just says,

gold




#18
Quote by Nero Galon
I can't wait until someone makes the hit singles thread so I can do the same thing.
Like 'I Kissed A Joshua Garcia And I Liked It'.
It will bring me some pleasure.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#19
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I can't wait until someone makes the hit singles thread.
Like 'I Kissed A Joshua Garcia And I Liked It'.
It will bring me some pleasure.


It can be arranged
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#20
Quote by Nero Galon
You get a phone call from a member of the pit. Who is it and what do they say?

Xiaoxi calls me up and says one word: Libtard.

psh... as if you are even deserving of such honor

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

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#21
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I can't wait until someone makes the hit singles thread so I can do the same thing.
Like 'I Kissed A Joshua Garcia And I Liked It'.
It will bring me some pleasure.

That's not what you like though
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Void is a wanker that's why

#22
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That's not what you like though
?

What?

Myself?

I freaking love myself.

My penis is the only penis I can stand to look at so I must like myself.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#23
Quote by Joshua Garcia
?

What?

Myself?

I freaking love myself.

My Joshua Garcia is the only Joshua Garcia I can stand to look at so I must like myself.


Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#25
i text a lot of ugers

but me and dimarzio45 (some of you probably remember him) call each other occasionally.

he's a gud dood <3
ayy lmao
#27
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undead457 obvs we have a thing


Omg stop molesting that poor child.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#29
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Ultimate slash and we'd just be talkin for hours about how much we have in common. At the end of the call we be all, you hang up, no YOU hang up first, and so on.

No you hang up
#31
Quote by Joshua Garcia
?

What?

Myself?

I freaking love myself.

My penis is the only penis I can stand to look at so I must like myself.

I read it wrong josh

Also I'd either get a call from Josh or strat because I like them the most
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#32
Quote by guitarxo
undead457 obvs we have a thing
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#33
If I got a phone call I wouldn't know who it was or what they wanted to say because I ignore my phone a lot and miss most incoming calls.
I have nothing important to say
#34
It would be a private number and as soon as I answer they will hang up without saying a word and then I will be forced to ask "who was phone?"
Last edited by DardySon at Jun 18, 2015,
#35
Everyone in the UG community takes turns calling me, and nobody says anything
How do you make a signature? Is this a signature? Sig?.... Nature?..... Sigmund Freud?...... Nature Valley?.... Sigmund Fraud?..... Frankie Valli?.... ah, $!*@ it...
#36
"Hi, this is Slapsy. Who's calling?"

"The_Blode here. Do you have Jim Root's phone number?"

""
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#37
It's Bob Sacamano and he just goes "lol" condescendingly and hangs up.
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#39
Quote by Nero Galon
You get a phone call from a member of the pit. Who is it and what do they say?

Xiaoxi calls me up and says one word: Libtard.



more like "ribtard" GET IT?
PM me for newts
#40
I would get 0 calls from 0 UGers.


If I did it would probably be along the lines of "hahaha ur names gay man"
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