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#1
So, they're looking for someone brave enough to stand side by side with Chris Evans as replacements of Clarkson, Hammond and May.

Chris Evans announces 'talent search' for new presenting team

Everybody anywhere in the world is eligible. But you must like cars and know something about 'em.

Anyone up for the challenge or know someone that is suited for the job? My vote goes to Karl Pilkington. He will say things like "This is an alright car"

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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#2
I wouldn't want to be in the same building as Chris Evans.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
Clarkson should sign up.
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#5
I don't even know why they're even bothering calling it TG.


I'm watching the Clarkson, May and Hammond branded one anyway if it ever comes out.
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#6
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I wouldn't want to be in the same building as Chris Evans.



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I'll never watch TG again, evans is so fuking annoying!!!

#7
They managed to get rid of the man 50% of the country hated and replaced him with the man that 100% of the country hates

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#8
Chris Evans is a ginger cunt.
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#9
Why the hatred, look at his happy face

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Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#10
How pleasing would it be to land a punch right on the end of that cunts nose?
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#11
I've met Chris Evens and he is even worse than you might imagine. Demanded we clear an entire venue out so he could have a nap.
#12
Chris Harris! Chris Harris! Chris Harris!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LpPc8qutCA

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#14
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Chris Harris! Chris Harris! Chris Harris!



I think you should apply. Although you're a BMW pimp, I'd say you would bring an amusing perspective, albeit perhaps one that wouldn't be favored by all the viewers...
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#16
Well, how about Nigel Farage. He needs a job, and has many of the same opinions as Jezza. Plus, lots of people would watch hoping he crashed.
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I'd say you would bring an amusing perspective, albeit perhaps one that wouldn't be favored by all the viewers...

“If it is art, it is not for all, and if it is for all, it is not art”

- Arnold Schoenberg



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Well, how about Nigel Farage. He needs a job, and has many of the same opinions as Jezza. Plus, lots of people would watch hoping he crashed.




He's too busy starring in the new series of Walking Dead

dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#19
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He's too busy starring in the new series of Walking Dead



Was that the Pilot episode...
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#21
I have driven a car across the road at the ripe age of one year old. I believe that qualifies me.
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#24
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Chris Harris! Chris Harris! Chris Harris!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LpPc8qutCA



Ya great plan lets make top gear boring as shit.
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#25
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Ya great plan lets make top gear boring as shit.


Well it's already about cars
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#26
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Well it's already about cars


It hasnt been about cars since 2001
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#27
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It hasnt been about cars since 2001


So then it's just annoying British people, even worse
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#28
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So then it's just annoying British people, even worse


I like annoying British people more than annoying Americans tbh.
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Ya great plan lets make top gear boring as shit.

stfu filthy casual

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#30
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stfu filthy casual


Mentions Chris Harris


calls me a casual.


lel kk scrub
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#31
would be my dream job, and you can bet i'd rip on evans every single show
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#32
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Mentions Chris Harris


calls me a casual.


lel kk scrub

what a fukken noob

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#33
I see they're saying there will definitely be a female presenter

lol dat desperation


Also lol if they get Suzi Perry
#34
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what a fukken noob



dun b so hard on urself m8, ull gett it 1 day bae


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I see they're saying there will definitely be a female presenter

lol dat desperation


Also lol if they get Suzi Perry



Jodie Kidd cause lamesauce.
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#35
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I see they're saying there will definitely be a female presenter

lol dat desperation


Also lol if they get Suzi Perry


It's gonna be like Fifth Gear which was shit

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#36
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It's gonna be like Fifth Gear which was shit

I'd almost forgotten about that.

Jeremy Clarkson should say he identifies as a woman now, and apply as Jemima Clarkson.
#37
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I'd almost forgotten about that.

Jeremy Clarkson should say he identifies as a woman now, and apply as Jemima Clarkson.



Just so long as she doesn't kill her neighbor driving on the PCH she'll be fine.
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Jemima Clarkson

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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#40
was a pile of shit show hosted by three pile of shits in varying types of middle aged pathetic "Men" with a capital M.

I hope it gets PC'd to crap with a female presenter and a super camp presenter. One of them should be black too.
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