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#1
It's a thing I've invented where you're one age but you identify as another. For instance I am 24 but I identify as 57.

I should work for tumblr.

Are you transage?
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#2
I'm 23 but I identify as a 14 year old Jeep Wrangler.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#4
When I visit the Bethesda website daily to praise Howard, I enter my age to make me 46. What do I do with this information?
Gear:
Ibanez GSA60 Guitar through Zoom G1Xon to Vox VT40+
Ibanez SR300 Bass to Acoustic B100
#7
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Will you guys just stop now jfc



don't gender us please


My mental age is 56. I took a quiz on facebook. I guess I'm just really mature for my age
Check out my band Disturbed
#9
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Will you guys just stop now jfc

You don't realize it but your mean words are actually a form of violence.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#12
Quote by Wormholes
Your people started all this trans crap.

@ GG92

oh boy




#13
Yikes


Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#14
Dunno why you guys are leaving this is gonna be a great thread
Check out my band Disturbed
#15
Quote by Wormholes
Your people started all this trans crap.

@ GG92

ey check urself shitlord
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#16
Quote by ErikLensherr
It's a thing I've invented where you're one age but you identify as another. For instance I am 24 but I identify as 57.

I should work for tumblr.

Are you transage?

If I identified as 15, could I legally shag me some schoolie tarts?
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#17
Quote by slapsymcdougal
If I identified as 15, could I legally shag me some schoolie tarts?


I asked my older brother and he said yes
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#18
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I asked my older brother and he said yes

I'll be the coolest kid at school.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#19
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'll be the coolest kid at school.


My brother was held back a grade twice in a row so he got to be the coolest kid at school for 2 extra years.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#20
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
My brother was held back a grade twice in a row so he got to be the coolest kid at school for 2 extra years.

He just be awesome.

Even Ace Rimmer was only held back once.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#21
Quote by slapsymcdougal
If I identified as 15, could I legally shag me some schoolie tarts?

Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#23
Quote by slapsymcdougal
He just be awesome.

Even Ace Rimmer was only held back once.


Ya he's a floor manager for Giant Tiger now. We're really proud of him. He's the only one in our family that applied for college.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#25
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Ya he's a floor manager for Giant Tiger now. We're really proud of him. He's the only one in our family that applied for college.

Has he ever asked you to smoke him a kipper, as he'll be back for breakfast?
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#26
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Has he ever asked you to smoke him a kipper, as he'll be back for breakfast?



No but I got him clippers for his birthday and he was pretty stoked about it.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#27
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
No but I got him clippers for his birthday and he was pretty stoked about it.

Close enough!
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#29
Quote by Dreadnought
Can we not

I wish someone chirped about Dreadnought and skateboarding in this thread. I've already overdone it.
Free Ali
#30
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Has he ever asked you to smoke him a kipper, as he'll be back for breakfast?

what a guy!
#32
Quote by Weaponized
you're 24? might as well be 50

damn
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#33
Quote by Fat Lard
Im 12 and what is this

It's totally normal, but if you tell anyone about this, imma cut u.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#34
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Will you guys just stop now jfc


+1

if you're going to do the whole mirror/alt joke thread at least keep it amusing, its already boring
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#35
I've got an issue with transubstantiated bread. I thought it was cis-bread, but upon making a sandwich I found out it identifies as the Body of Christ as it bled all over my bologna. Does anyone know how I should go about handling this?
#DTWD
#36
Quote by primusfan
I've got an issue with transubstantiated bread. I thought it was cis-bread, but upon making a sandwich I found out it identifies as the Body of Christ as it bled all over my bologna. Does anyone know how I should go about handling this?

First things first - avoid red wine in this instance.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#37
Quote by StewieSwan
Age is a social construct.

I can get behind this
Quote by Hal-Sephira

We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
#38
Quote by StewieSwan
Age is a social construct.

Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#40
If we can identify as a gender we are biological not, we can identify as any age/race/species etc. Equality is equality. No one group of people gets special treatment just because.
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