#1
I'm currently on the toilet. Anybody else on the toilet right now?

Connect with me, my toilet brothers and sisters.
RIP Tom Searle.
#3
I'm at work so no.
But if I was I wouldn't connect with you and instead offer you condescending words because today's society can't even go 5 minutes without technology even though I secretly look up porn when I'm in there but not really or maybe I am but you won't ever know.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
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How 'bout you put your Internet device away and wipe your ass?


A+

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even though I secretly look up porn when I'm in there but not really or maybe I am but you won't ever know.


oooo the uncertainty
#5
no, I did just jerk it out though.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#10
I am not. I'm actually in between poops right now (i poop in a series of smaller poop sessions). I always am on the internet when I poop.

May all your poops be satisfying and wipe off clean.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#11
Funny thing is that this thread is more intellectual / on topic than half the threads in the Pit. lol
RIP Tom Searle.
#12
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im going to try and have a poo so we can have an emotional bond through mutual pooping.


beautiful
#15
Quote by Ichikurosaki
toilet is my vita/3ds time i wont waste that time posting here wtf


whaaat that sounds like awesome toilet time. I'd love to play some FFX HD while on the terlit.

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25 mins later....


yo you might be constipated bro
My God, it's full of stars!
#16
I'm trying to poop again right now. Turns out it's just been gas so far.

Oh well.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#17
All done. I feel about 2kg lighter.

Thanks for sharing the moment, bros.
RIP Tom Searle.