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#1
I feel like we've really bonded.

It's like we complete each other's........
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
Quote by Pastafarian96
dicks?

alone we are small but together we are at least average
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#5
math homework
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#6
we complete each other's orgasms would have been better actually but dicks was instant
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#8
Sandwiches?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
Farts
Seattle Seahawks


Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#12
Quote by Pastafarian96
dicks?


THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 75-87
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 3-3
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 52-39
#13
Lets watch the Prestige together.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#15
make us whole again
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#19
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I feel like we've really bonded.

It's like we complete each other's........

You forgot to finish your sentence there.
You're welcome
#20
Your eyes contain the essence of a thousand majestic moons shattered by the tide of my desire.

To see you simply walk is to behold the most graceful dance.

Though try I might, and my words shall surely fail, to describe that which is your splendor, is to chase the holy grail.

In your divine presence my tears begin to stream, I ask of you to take me now, my lover, my dream.

Penetrate me deeply, though male I may be, to feel you deep within me is as heterosexual as any man could be.

For your love is everlasting, and as feminine as she, I submit to you if you'll have me, just plow me 'til I'm still.

Our child I shall carry, within my manly womb, these things they seem unheard of, such is the divinity of your will.

The day has come born from your cum, that shalt come that which you came.

Swollen in pain I lay, unsure of my own design, where shalt this baby bloom I wonder, and in agony I begin to find.

Though hurt I did on that fateful night, our love has become manifest. I peer now into to the child's eyes, my rectum wrecked from within.

Such is the significance of your beauty, that which shalln't be described, I peer upon you before me, an amalgam of pain and glory.

My life begins to fade upon the fifth day of our holy birth, the hole below never ceased to bleed, unfortunate it may seem. But I say it's true, to have been with you, was all I'd ever need. Though brief it may have seemed, and as tumultuous the butt-child had been, euphorically I rest in peace.
Last edited by wafflesyrup at Jun 19, 2015,
#21
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I feel like we've really bonded.

It's like we complete each other's........

Balls.

If you haven't watched Kung Fury yet, take half an hour and do so, so that reference makes sense
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#22
colonoscopies
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Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

Like melodic, black, death, symphonic, and/or avant-garde metal? Want to collaborate? Message me!
#23
hole.

Because you fill the hole in my heart <3
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#25
Shut up
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#27
Not you. Josh.

But your compliance is appreciated
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#28
We know each other a bit. But if we were both in a public bathroom taking a shit, and one of us was out of loo roll and we accidentally touched hands while the other was grabbing the roll we passed under the stalls it would still feel awkward.
#29
do we actually know people
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#30
Someone once told me, "No matter how well you know someone, you never really know them." There is some truth in that, even if it is inherently pessimistic.

After that point I stopped trying all together.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#31
Quote by Baby Joel
do we actually know people


Quote by eGraham
Someone once told me, "No matter how well you know someone, you never really know them." There is some truth in that, even if it is inherently pessimistic.

After that point I stopped trying all together.


true

Quote by Wormholes
We know each other a bit. But if we were both in a public bathroom taking a shit, and one of us was out of loo roll and we accidentally touched hands while the other was grabbing the roll we passed under the stalls it would still feel awkward.


jfc
#32
Quote by eGraham
Someone once told me, "No matter how well you know someone, you never really know them." There is some truth in that, even if it is inherently pessimistic.

After that point I stopped trying all together.

This is partly why I don't think I can get married
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#33
I hate you all
Quote by Overlord
It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
#34
I love one person.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#38
if we hugged and our dicks accidentally or deliberately touched i wouldn't feel too bad as long as there was no direct skin to skin contact
#39
Quote by Carnivean
I hate you all

but do you actually hate us all?
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#40
Quote by Baby Joel
but do you actually hate us all?
no, just you


Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
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