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#1
Which UGer do you invite?

I'd totes invite Joshua Garcia. Why? Because like all UGer's, I've no idea what he looks like, but I imagine him to look like The Most Interesting Man in the World from the Dos Equis ads, and I've always wanted to party with that guy.

So yes. You're throwing a party. It starts in 2 hours. Which UGer are you inviting? GO!
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#2
The Anime Thread.


It'd be the worst party.
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#3
Literally none.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
egraham obviously. Man's from Indiana, and knows clouds, magnets, and birds. Party monster.
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#5
I know what Joshua Garcia looks like, and I can confirm that he looks exactly like the most interesting man in the world
#7
Bruh

I've posted a few pics of me before, but after a while I start to hate seeing my picture and delete it.
Like an artist who thinks a perfect picture isn't good enough and crumbles it up, except I'm actually good.

Besides, my current profile pic is me in a nutshell. <3

OT: If it breathes, it drinks. So everyone. Except those who don't want to. Then they can be the designated driver and I can throw stuff at them.
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#8
Everyone.

Especially canti, wanna get that squidadoo drunk and take cuddle advantage of him.
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#9
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Bruh

I've posted a few pics of me before, but after a while I start to hate seeing my picture and delete it.
Like an artist who thinks a perfect picture isn't good enough and crumbles it up, except I'm actually good.

Besides, my current profile pic is me in a nutshell. <3

OT: If it breathes, it drinks. So everyone. Except those who don't want to. Then they can be the designated driver and I can throw stuff at them.


I've never seen said pics, so you're the Dos Equis guy.

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I know what Joshua Garcia looks like, and I can confirm that he looks exactly like the most interesting man in the world


I KNEW IT.
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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#10
I'd bring the MMA thread and watch a shitty Belletor card tonight featuring a 51 year old Ken Shamrock and a 40 year old Kimbo Slice
#11
Magnumopus7001, dat girl crazy when drunk.
A poem.
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#12
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What will be offered at this party?

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#13
drive to Tennessee hmu
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#14
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egraham obviously. Man's from Indiana, and knows clouds, magnets, and birds. Party monster.

lol

where did magnets come from though
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#15
all i want is a life w/o parties




#16
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lol

where did magnets come from though

Dude, we live on one.
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#17
:0
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#18
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lol

where did magnets come from though

****ing magnets, how do they work?
#19
The last time I attended a party, hosted by my best friend's other best friend of which I am not friends with, the host informed my best friend, me being his plus one, that I'm creepy and probably shouldn't be at the party.

I don't understand large groups of people celebrating together. But I do like to drink.
#20
I hate hosting parties because I can only take so much of people being around, and I can't retreat to the silent sanctuary that is my home if it's full of drunk assholes.


So ok I'll invite some people but you can only stay until 2 AM and the duration will consist of quiet sitting and reflection.
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#21
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The last time I attended a party, hosted by my best friend's other best friend of which I am not friends with, the host informed my best friend, me being his plus one, that I'm creepy and probably shouldn't be at the party.

I don't understand large groups of people celebrating together. But I do like to drink.


Some people like some people, and some people dislike some people. I'm sure most here would be lying if they said they did not have bad blood with a 'friend' by the transitive property.
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#22
Bass forum mother anarkee is the one UGer I've always wanted to hang out with.
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The last time I attended a party, hosted by my best friend's other best friend of which I am not friends with, the host informed my best friend, me being his plus one, that I'm creepy and probably shouldn't be at the party.

I don't understand large groups of people celebrating together. But I do like to drink.

creepy
#24
josh and cookie
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
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#27
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So where is this party anyway?


In my pants.
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#28
Last time I went to a party I almost died trying to drive home. No more parties for me, and I'm too old for them anyway.


Also I would never throw one. I don't like people in my home anyway. Let alone people who've been drinking.
#30
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i'd have party of one

the party would feature my favorite drinking game: every time you drink, drink


Is the game called Alcoholism?
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#32
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Some people like some people, and some people dislike some people. I'm sure most here would be lying if they said they did not have bad blood with a 'friend' by the transitive property.


How very insightful, thank you.
#33
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How very insightful, thank you.


Just don't be one of those dicks that tells his best friend he needs to stop seeing his other best friend
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#34
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Just don't be one of those dicks that tells his best friend he needs to stop seeing his other best friend


Ah, now I see where you're going with that. No, that's not me at all. His other best friend is a lot smarter and cooler than I am so I understand. I can stand being called creepy lol.
#35
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yes


Mah Nucka
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#36
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vodka and hookers

I may come for the hookers.

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#37
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#39
we're having this party
please come
it won't be the same without you
please come
i don't know why i feel so dry
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