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#5
Congress
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#11
It was also at Target.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#12
Target has free wifi.

Idk about weirdest. I've used it everywhere. Even at my grandma's house.
But I've used it once on my trip to the Bahamas so that was pretty cool.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
how 'random' would you say ur mum's room is?
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#16
i was so bummed when target shut down in canada there was one beside my place that was so chill there was never more than 10 people shopping there at a time place was always over stocked and all the employees were #early90s college kids like me just goofing around all day by the in-store starbucks & forgetting to scan some my groceries shit was great
#17
Quote by MinterMan22
i was so bummed

it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#18
Quote by MinterMan22
i was so bummed when target shut down in canada there was one beside my place that was so chill there was never more than 10 people shopping there at a time place was always over stocked and all the employees were #early90s college kids like me just goofing around all day by the in-store starbucks & forgetting to scan some my groceries shit was great

sounds like a tv show lol

"How do we get more customers"

"idk wanna just grab starbucks and ride the fork lift?"
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#19
Quote by Baby Joel

hey rebecca was adorable coulda been #kisstarget2015 material if that place stuck around #xoxo #bumming #chesterfieldking #nametagz
#20
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#21
Quote by CL/\SH
sounds like a tv show lol

"How do we get more customers"

"idk wanna just grab starbucks and ride the fork lift?"


#22
I love target. It's where all the people from the good parts of town go. There's always qts there too
#27
Probably whilst having a poo at Interval at Sheffield university students' union whilst, probably, waiting for Cal-UK to turn up. Double weird.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#28
Quote by primusfan
On a hospital TV using a remote to type.

damn that's dedication
#29
some big new years party i think
someone's highschool graduation i think

Quote by MinterMan22
#chesterfieldking


nice
i don't know why i feel so dry
#32
Quote by MinterMan22
i was so bummed when target shut down in canada there was one beside my place that was so chill there was never more than 10 people shopping there at a time place was always over stocked and all the employees were #early90s college kids like me just goofing around all day by the in-store starbucks & forgetting to scan some my groceries shit was great


when I used to work at target I'd browse UG during my break and they'd always have diners, drive-ins, and dives playing in the break room. :')
#40
Quote by xTURTLENECKx
What's the most random place you've used UG from?


currently from within a chemistry classroom in Compton

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
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