#2
pfft like there are any males on this forum
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it wouldn't surprise me if UG goes down within the next couple months, along with other privately owned sites


December 14, 2017
#3
pfft like there are any mails on this forum
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#5
real talk though, malls, mails, and males are outdated and need to go
Quote by CaptainCanti
it wouldn't surprise me if UG goes down within the next couple months, along with other privately owned sites


December 14, 2017
#6
I always feel weirdly guilty about parents' days because I get along with my dad more than my mom and I don't do much (this year, nothing) for Father's Day. But I go all out on Mother's Day. I love both of my parents equally.
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#7
what's funny isin America, you have the US Postal Service, but you have mailmen and mail. In the UK is the Royal Mail, where postmen give you the post.
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#8
also, people park in driveways and drive on parkways
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#10
Quote by Baby Joel
what's funny isin America, you have the US Postal Service, but you have mailmen and mail. In the UK is the Royal Mail, where postmen give you the post.

To be fair, both do give porno screenwriters a fair bit of scope for the pre-boning puns.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#11
My offspring who doesn't exist and might not ever exist didn't get me anything. Or do anything to acknowledge what a great father I could be but might never be, depending on if I ever have kids or not.

So rude and inconsiderate.
I have nothing important to say
#13
Quote by Baby Joel
what's funny isin America, you have the US Postal Service, but you have mailmen and mail. In the UK is the Royal Mail, where postmen give you the post.

Then in Australia, the postman delivers your mail.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#14
Well I sort of might have possibly been a father according to rumours but I'm not so cheers.
#15
This girl in eighth grade asked me out once. I'm not sure why I said no (she was kinda hot), but I'm glad I did. A year later, she was pregnant.

Also, here's the OFFICIAL Dad Jokes thread.
#17
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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