#1
I'm directing Worship for a week of Church camp and our bassist left. The week of camp starts next Sunday, and our practices are over the weekend. Not to mention all my other bass-player contacts are already doing weeks of camp, can't take off work, combination of the two, etc.

Quite frustrated tbh. I don't even get paid for directing.

If you make a commitment, stick to it, friends. I think I'll just be a guitarist for Shania Twain now.
Last edited by Will Lane at Jun 22, 2015,
#3
If I could help you out I would. I'd also fake my Christianity and try to bang a Christian chick.
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#4
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I think I'll just be a guitarist for Shania Twain now.
Who?
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#5
pff who needs a basement anyway
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#6
i meant bassist

basements are cool
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#8
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If I could help you out I would. I'd also fake my Christianity and try to bang a Christian chick.

Actually I'd bang 12 and have my 12 ap-hoe-stles
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#9
Earlier this year i was helping organise a band thing with a drummer, it was really 'his' band but he asked my to make sure the others were practicing/organise times for a rehearsal etc (there were good reasons for me to do this btw).

Anyway both were like, 'yes i still wanna do it, i'll learn the songs, yeah yeah yeah', but then both dropped out so then the drummer asked if I had any friends who could do it so... the band turned out to be all my friends (emergency fill-ins) and i organised it all myself... Ehhhh

I feel your pain. It's not fair on everyone to drop out so last minute either.

unless his grandma died or something, then i guess it might be forgiveable
#11
If there's anything you can learn from Metallica, it's that the bass player is optional.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#13
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There are 20 guitarists for each bassist.

And if any of those 20 guitarists are worth a damn as a musician, they can also play bass.

It baffles me that people think it's that different, the bass just has a different role in the band, like filling low end, and carrying gear around.
#15
You can't hear the bass anyway, who cares.
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#16
1. Find guitarist
2. Give them a bass
3. ???
4. Non-Profit
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#17
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Who?


y'know the girl who said... "Man! I feel like a woman"
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#18
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y'know the girl who said... "Man! I feel like a woman"

Bruce Jenner?
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#20
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Actually I'd bang 12 and have my 12 ap-hoe-stles


Really? Are you proud of that? lol,
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#21
How good of a keyboard player do you have?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#23
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Bruce Jenner?


The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
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#25
that's what you get for having a bassist

just give some 12 yo a bass guitar. he'll figure it out in like a week and the priest will get some fresh poontang
#26
Quote by Will Lane

I think I'll just be a guitarist for Shania Twain now.



one of my guitar teachers way back when was a supporting guitarist for her.

he was pretty cool.
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#27
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Really? Are you proud of that? lol,

not even remotely, I only posted it to trigger people like you.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day