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#1
Didnt take shower in last 4 days and it made me wonder who is the filthiest of pit...
#2
Probably like 5 days on either a hike I went on or going to a festival

Festivals are gross

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#3
An embarrassingly long time on average when I was that one Iron Maiden kid in like, year 7.
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#4
6-7 days or something in Africa. Had deoderant (and was able to wash my face) at least
#7
When showers were available, never more than a day.

But I've gone 21+ days without being able to bathe, and it's not a pretty smell.
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#8
Couple weeks
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#10
I think I took one shower in a week once. But it was when I had mono and even just getting out of bed to take a piss felt like death.
#11
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I think I took one shower in a week once. But it was when I had mono and even just getting out of bed to take a piss felt like death.


I had similar experience but after 5 days in bed with no shower, I started to get rashes. It was a painfully cold shower

On the other hand I just took a shower after 4 days. And my skin feels smooth as silk.
#12
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I think I took one shower in a week once. But it was when I had mono and even just getting out of bed to take a piss felt like death.


I had mono too, that's some nasty shit.

I went sailing once, It was a small Sailboat, so water was for drinking and cooking. So, for an actual bath/shower, it was one month. You could jump off the boat into the ocean water and sort of wash off. It helped keep the stink down.
#13
Not sure. Probably 3 or 4 days while camping.


Normally it's every other day, but sometimes more often depending on how active I've been. I leave the house on a daily basis, so I don't want to be gross and smelly.
#14
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I had mono too, that's some nasty shit.

I went sailing once, It was a small Sailboat, so water was for drinking and cooking. So, for an actual bath/shower, it was one month. You could jump off the boat into the ocean water and sort of wash off. It helped keep the stink down.


Salty water cleaning feels painful at first week but you just get used to it after that. Just got to make sure you arr actually drinking good amount of drinking water.
#15
couple weeks in summer one time, washed occasionally but was mostly working around the house and I never went out during those weeks
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#16
I hated showers as a kid, I think I went like a month without one when I was eleven or something.
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#17
A week when I was camping. I was with a group of like 10 people but it was winter and freezing cold so luckily we couldn't smell each other. Until we stopped at a diner on the way home.....I think everyone in the restarurant finished their food as fast as they could and gtfo of there because we smelled so bad. And people were using the rest room to take their boots and wet socks off and drying their feet with paper towels. I'm sure the staff hated us
#18
each time i had part of my thyroid removed which was for a disgusting period of time. couldn't get the wound wet or w/e
#19
Shower daily always. I don't even fully wake up in the morning until I get a shower.
#20
I only take 1 shower a week as it is
On Saturday mornings.

I only step foot outside of home once every 3 or 4 weeks though, so at least other people don't have to smell it.
#23
3 days during summer vacation
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#25
I really don't know how people can willingly go for more than 2-3 days without bathing. I start feeling disgusting after a few days. That fresh out of the shower feeling is awesome.
#26
prolly like a few hours or something
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I think I took one shower in a week once. But it was when I had mono and even just getting out of bed to take a piss felt like death.

Ah, forgot about that kind of thing.

Means I've probably gone around 10 days without proper bathing, when I had shingles. Affected my inner ear, so I had no balance, and motion sickness even when I stayed still.
Could probably have gotten a bath after about 4 days, but there was in incident involving a pre-existing condition, bleeding, passing out and the like.

And, because stuff is fun, after day 9, I couldn't get a shower because this alcoholic guy on the ward freaked out and broke all the glass in the shower room.
#29
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I really don't know how people can willingly go for more than 2-3 days without bathing. I start feeling disgusting after a few days. That fresh out of the shower feeling is awesome.

Personal hygiene is pretty important mentally imo. If someone feels depressed, being all greasy and smelly is only gonna make them feel worse. Not to mention lack of showering could also mean lack of any motivation.
#31
Probably only like three days

I showered today after not showering yesterday and only rinsing myself off the day before that (didn't wash), and I felt disgusting. Don't know how people do that for longer
#33
10 days i guess?

It's whatever

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#34
Either two days or one.
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#35
couple of weeks probably

i dont care for hygiene, i just go with it
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#36
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Personal hygiene is pretty important mentally imo. If someone feels depressed, being all greasy and smelly is only gonna make them feel worse. Not to mention lack of showering could also mean lack of any motivation.

Yeah, when I was really depressed, showering made me feel a lot better.
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#37
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Once went an entire summer vacation; smelt like absolute trash. It was the year I went through puberty, to boot.



WTF m8?

My parents would've forced me into the shower or sprayed me down with the garden hose and poured soap on me
#38
7 days, when I was pretty young
I don't know why the **** I ever went that long, I hate being unclean
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#40
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Yeah, when I was really depressed, showering made me feel a lot better.

I didn't mean it at that extreme, just meant going long periods without showering could make someone feel even shittier.
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