to beard or not to beard that is the question (shakespeare is stupid)

Poll: beard or no beard
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View poll results: beard or no beard
beard
24 59%
no beard
17 41%
Voters: 41.
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#1
situation: cockroach in your room late at night. You are nearly falling asleep. Suddenly, you feel a faint movement on your face. it is the cockroach. crawling on your face.


question: would it be better to have a beard (roach is then walking on your beard but you don't know if it laid any legs or if there are more or anything).

or would it be better to have a clean shaven face (cockroach is literally on your skin, but you at least know it's the only one).


this is what it looks like
superman is killing himself tonight
#2
Depends on how much I care about the beard. If I didn't care for it much, then the whole thing comes off and my chin gets a full dose of anti bacterial soap.
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#5
i voted before i read the thread. im honestly leaning against having a beard. you are like trapping the icky cockroach shit in there and just ew
#6
Quote by daytripper75
People without beards don't have valid opinions anyway, so this is a pointless exercise.

Agreed. But then I don't have a beard, so what do I know?
#7
i would also like to take an opportunity to mention that this thread will not have joke-banning, and particularly not banning the people who said 'no beard"


superman is killing himself tonight
#8
Keep the beard and soak my chin in rubbing alcohol for 30 hours
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#10
Poll options should have been "beard" and "beard"
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#13
Beards are for people who are either insecure in their masculinity, or hobos.
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#15
In generally men with beards are liars and sycophants.
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#18
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Beards are for people who are either insecure in their masculinity, or hobos.

Wrong, I am simply too lazy to shave.

In that case, I don't really have a beard, as much as uneven hair shit hanging from my face, which is probably worse than having a well groomed hipster beard.
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#20
Quote by kcmoon5150
Wrong, I am simply too lazy to shave.

In that case, I don't really have a beard, as much as uneven hair shit hanging from my face, which is probably worse than having a well groomed hipster beard.

if yr gonna have facial hair keep that shit tamed rule 1
#21
Quote by kcmoon5150
Wrong, I am simply too lazy to shave.

In that case, I don't really have a beard, as much as uneven hair shit hanging from my face, which is probably worse than having a well groomed hipster beard.

That would put you in with the hobos, I'm afraid.
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#22
ITT slapsy is mad cuz he can't grow a beard
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#23
Quote by slapsymcdougal
That would put you in with the hobos, I'm afraid.



Damn, if that's the criteria count me into hobo land as well I guess.
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#24
Quote by CL/\SH
ITT slapsy is mad cuz he can't grow a beard

I looked like I had one when I ate your mom last night
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#25
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I looked like I had one when I ate your mom last night


Sorry, she doesn't wipe very well.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#26
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I looked like I had one when I ate your mom last night

woahohohoah
#27
ITT slapsy thinks ur mom jokes will cover up his no beard shame
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If you are white, you are scum.
#28
Quote by CL/\SH
ITT slapsy thinks ur mom jokes will cover up his no beard shame

It's not shame, it's chin pride.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#30
Quote by slapsymcdougal
It's not shame, it's chin pride.

no such thing

unless you have some cray muttonchops/a dope stache
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#31
Quote by CL/\SH
no such thing

unless you have some cray muttonchops/a dope stache



Groovy.
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#32
Bruce Campbell is clearly the exception, and not the rule

I want a mojito now
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#33
Not that my opinion matters to anyone but the answers given in this thread will ultimately decide who I do and do not respect in the pit.

Beard, I'd consider shaving it after and grow another, cause I'm a man and can do so.
#34
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Beards are for people who are either insecure in their masculinity, or hobos.


They're usually grown in many religious affiliations as a sign of humility/respect for God in "covering their face" or something, but yeah humility is gay and lame. (Though I think I like wafflesyrup atm, so I won't hold him down and shave his ass )
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#35
Beards obviously. But only if you actually take care of it and wash it and use beard oil so it feels soft and smells good.
#36
Quote by Fat Lard
They're usually grown in many religious affiliations as a sign of humility/respect for God in "covering their face" or something, but yeah humility is gay and lame. (Though I think I like wafflesyrup atm, so I won't hold him down and shave his ass )
With Sikhs, apparently it's to do with not interfering with God's creation - he gave you a hairy chin, don't **** with it.

Either way, I've never met a Sikh who wasn't pretty damn awesome, but I'm not convinced that's associated with the beard.
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#38
beard.

I need to shave mine or trim it at least because it's beginning to look like pubes, will always keep the chin scruff and moustache though.
Quote by MinterMan22
if yr gonna have facial hair keep that shit tamed rule 1

lol no, only when it looks like pubes do you halt its freedom.
Last edited by Pastafarian96 at Jun 24, 2015,
#40
Quote by JustRooster
Beard is overrated and shakespeare isn't.

controversial but imma yeah you anyway

yeah
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