Poll: Le pain de toast oui oui
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View poll results: Le pain de toast oui oui
1-4
5 17%
5-8
6 20%
9-12
7 23%
13-16
6 20%
17-20
3 10%
21-24
2 7%
25-28
0 0%
29-32
0 0%
33-36
0 0%
37-40
1 3%
Voters: 30.
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#5
Oh no i picked the wrong one because im so used to seeing foundation shade charts like this and I didn't even stop to think why there were so few light tones on here

I prefer 5-6.
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#8
You know what makes ****ing awful toast?

I mean, other than microwaves and fridges.



These ****ers. They're like 40 on one side, and -40 on the other.
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#10
At least 40. I mean, we're carbon-based organisms and burnt toast is pretty much all carbon so it's like power food, right?
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#11
Quote by entity0009
At least 40. I mean, we're carbon-based organisms and burnt toast is pretty much all carbon so it's like power food, right?

that makes perfect sense
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#12
40 Shades of Toast? Are you planning on writing an erotic novel for bread, TS?

I vote 10-11. That's when toast is at it's sexiest.
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#14
1-3

I have weirdly delicate taste buds that makes toast taste burnt even if it's not by most peoples standards

like even just 10 would probably taste absolutely shit to me
#15
40. Like my churches/cornflakes.
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#16
She took her fingers and rammed them deep into her tub of warm butter, feeling the slickness between them. Slowly inserting the appendages into her mouth to taste the creamy unctuous flavour. She quivered. The toast was the shade of a perfectly tanned **** and she imagined the penetration as she smeared that shit over the perfect crunch. She quivered again as she jammed the warm gooey mass into her slimy cvnt
#19
Quote by K'Nuckles
She took her fingers and rammed them deep into her tub of warm butter, feeling the slickness between them. Slowly inserting the appendages into her mouth to taste the creamy unctuous flavour. She quivered. The toast was the shade of a perfectly tanned **** and she imagined the penetration as she smeared that shit over the perfect crunch. She quivered again as she jammed the warm gooey mass into her slimy cvnt


Put your willy back in your underpants dude.
#20
Quote by K'Nuckles
She took her fingers and rammed them deep into her tub of warm butter, feeling the slickness between them. Slowly inserting the appendages into her mouth to taste the creamy unctuous flavour. She quivered. The toast was the shade of a perfectly tanned **** and she imagined the penetration as she smeared that shit over the perfect crunch. She quivered again as she jammed the warm gooey mass into her slimy cvnt

Warm butter? She should keep that shit in the fridge, it's summer and it will go rancid in no time
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#21
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Warm butter? She should keep that shit in the fridge, it's summer and it will go rancid in no time
Butter will keep for days out of the fridge, if you're enough of a weirdo not to finish it in that time.
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#22
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Butter will keep for days out of the fridge, if you're enough of a weirdo not to finish it in that time.

Well Gary didn't give us enough backstory to specify how long her warm butter had been out of the fridge.

Evidently I am a weirdo, cause I'm still using the same butter I bought 3 months ago
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#24
Quote by K'Nuckles
She took her fingers and rammed them deep into her tub of warm butter, feeling the slickness between them. Slowly inserting the appendages into her mouth to taste the creamy unctuous flavour. She quivered. The toast was the shade of a perfectly tanned **** and she imagined the penetration as she smeared that shit over the perfect crunch. She quivered again as she jammed the warm gooey mass into her slimy cvnt

'Evan!', she whispered


'...you suck'


'You butt'
#25
Quote by K'Nuckles
Taking butter out so it isn't a rock when you try spreading it hmu

Try living in Scotland. Even with the butter left out, it'll destroy bread in the morning. And, if it's both morning and winter, it'll **** toast's shit up, too.
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#27
Idk what shade my toast is if it has jam on it
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#29
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because homemade strawberry jam is amaze

Raspberry jam > strawberry

True story.
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#30
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Raspberry jam > strawberry

True story.

i havent tasted raspberry jam yet but it sounds legit af
#32
I either want it a 6 or a 27. Butter, not yellow grease (margarine). Raspberry, strawberries are for pies. Sometimes peanut butter (creamy, not that low rent crunchy crap).

Other than that, no real preferences...
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#33
i usually prefer bagels to bread. Fry buttered bagels, get nutella and peanut butter on that, and yum

also just toasted bagels work too but not as well
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#37
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#40
Quote by Baby Joel
i usually prefer bagels to bread. Fry buttered bagels, get nutella and peanut butter on that, and yum

also just toasted bagels work too but not as well

ewwww sweet shit on bagels/bread is gross

GARLIC or bust tbh
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